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Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18994) - you deserved it (48504)

On 02/24/2014 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31661) - you deserved it (5457)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I said to our pool-boy, "I know what you're doing, and you have to stop it." He started shouting that I had no right to tell them what to do and that they were in love. He was referring to his relationship with my eldest son. I wanted to tell him to stop drinking my beers. FML

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234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57942) - you deserved it (8232)

On 07/23/2009 at 7:13am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (77773) - you deserved it (8615)

On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to a fastfood restaurant to pick up food for my work party. I ordered 250 chicken fingers, 15 orders of fries, and 2 gallons of tea, and the guy behind the counter asked, "Is this for here or to go?" FML



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