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danielle_714
  • Town/Country : Texas, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 July 1998 (15 years)
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Today, my mother took me to go and see my grandfather, who I hadn't seen since I was 4. The first thing he said to me was, "Pfwoarr, look at those tits." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45136) - you deserved it (4123)

On 03/13/2014 at 5:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46833) - you deserved it (6377)

On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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