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daniela521's favorite FMLs
Today, I was having a conversation with a new friend when she remembered she needed to grab something from her car. I don't know where she parked, but it's been two and a half hours and she's still gone. FML
by fjsinedniend / 10/27/2015 at 9:52pm / United States (Montana) / Miscellaneous
by Walter / 10/23/2015 at 11:17pm / Spain / Intimacy
by idontmakethedresscode / 10/23/2015 at 4:17am / United States (California) / Work
by moonbears / 10/22/2015 at 12:46pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by chillnhill / 09/10/2015 at 10:31pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
Today, my District Manager was impressed by all the appointments in my upcoming calendar. Bubbling with pride, I blurted out "Oh, I just love to have all my slots filled!" The awkward silence was only broken by "That's what she said!" from the next cubicle. FML
by officeditz / 06/03/2015 at 9:59pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML
by roadie42 / 05/24/2015 at 11:15pm / United States (Missouri) / Animals
by xolaurennnn / 05/22/2015 at 11:55am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at my best friend's house, listening to him complain about his mother remembering all the bad stuff he did when he was in high school. I jokingly said, "An elephant never forgets." Guess who was behind me. FML
by BannedfromFriend / 05/20/2015 at 7:21pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I caught my ex trying to slash my car tires with a knife. She actually had the balls to claim she was testing my tire pressure, before power-walking off into the distance like nothing had happened. FML
by Anonymous / 05/15/2015 at 9:17pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by windthroughmyflab / 05/13/2015 at 7:19pm / United States / Health
by Random737193 / 05/07/2015 at 3:52pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by Iwtumn / 04/30/2015 at 2:15pm / Austria (Steiermark) / Love
by henrylikestreats / 04/30/2015 at 2:04pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…