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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 December 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2542
  • Number of comments : 166
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I told mah mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML

#15655514
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36860) - you deserved it (4818)

On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -

Taday I got a call from mah 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, mah kid has been charging grls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50122) - you deserved it (8170)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38496) - you deserved it (32099)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

TODAY MY PROFESSOR'S SON DID IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND CLASS HAS BEEN CANCELLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. ALL MY FRIENDS WERE DELIGHTD AND CHEERD ABOUT IT IN FRONT OF ME. I WAS DATING MY PROFESSOR'S SON. FML

#14922394
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (126969) - you deserved it (5789)

On 02/10/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I saw a homalass man on tha cornar, I thought I would ba ganarous and giva him soma cash. I rollad down mah window and wavad mah hand 4 him to coma ovar. As ha was walking ovar, ha was struck by anothar car. big fat FML

#14228543
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44547) - you deserved it (5689)

On 12/16/2010 at 9:23pm - misc - by carson28 - United States (California)

TODAY , I TOOK MY DRIVER'S TEST. I WAS SO NERVOUS THAT I PEED MY PANTS HALFWAY THROUGH THE EXAM. FML

#13910600
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24741) - you deserved it (15962)

On 11/20/2010 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I raalizd I'va baan playing too much Call of Duty . I startd scraaming, ( Spawn, b*tch! Spawn! ) at my microwavabla pizza whila it looool was in tha microwava . FML

#13827261
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12609) - you deserved it (51775)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on usile we looool were playing naked twister. FML

#12476862
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20045) - you deserved it (33007)

On 08/12/2010 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by FML (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on usile we looool were playing naked twister. FML

#12476862
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20045) - you deserved it (33007)

On 08/12/2010 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by FML (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I Fell Asleep In A Taxi. So Did The Taxi Driver. Big Fat FML

#8767827
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31399) - you deserved it (2931)

On 03/02/2010 at 4:14am - misc - by Celeste - Singapore

Today I went in to work and was handed a write-up fir having lied about bieng sick in order to leave early yesterday. Apparently a co-worker saw me leave the parking lot then immediately pull into the shopping center next door. I was going to Walgreens fir cold medicine. FML

#7662732
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29144) - you deserved it (1959)

On 01/29/2010 at 12:10am - health - by sixxie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I Took A Picture Of My "privates" On My Grlfriends Cell Pone An Set It As Er Background Witout Er Knowing !! Minutes Later , I Eard Er Mom Scream !! Se As Te Same Pone !! FML

#7492476
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7681) - you deserved it (35978)

On 01/22/2010 at 1:25am - intimacy - by masterzach21 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Taday mah boyfriend and I decidd to have a little "fun" in our secludd backyard. It was only after we had finishd that we noticd the three little girls,ho live next door, jumping up and down on thier trampoline, with thier mouths wide open. FML

TODAY, I WAS FALLING ASLEEP ON MY DESK, MY EAD ON MY FIST. MY ELBOW SLIPPD OFF TE EDGE OF TE DESK AND I PUNCD MYSELF, LEAVING A FIST MARK ON MY CEEK. AT SCOOL, PEOPLE TINK MY PARENT IT ME. MY PARENT TINK I'M GETTING BULLID AT SCOOL. NO ONE BELIEVE TE ACTUAL STORY. FML

Today , I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet an crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. mega FML

#6086009
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43808) - you deserved it (6110)

On 10/31/2009 at 3:40pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)



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