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  • Town/Country : Alexandria, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 August 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 691
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About danial1214 : "Life is only precious because it ends"
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danial1214's favorite FMLs

Today, after weeks of searching, I finally found the wedding dress of my dreams. Too bad it was in the form of a download for The Sims. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19986) - you deserved it (3159)

On 09/29/2015 at 10:58am - misc - by Anna (woman) - Sweden (Vastmanlands Lan)

Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24477) - you deserved it (3450)

On 08/29/2015 at 10:06am - misc - by Lord Buttfuck IV (man) - France

Today, I told my boyfriend I was scared to open up to him because I had lost people in the past by doing so. After an hour of him trying to convince me to share my thoughts with him, I finally agreed to tell him some things that were worrying me. He broke up with me a minute later. FML


Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27969) - you deserved it (2158)

On 07/12/2015 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, a woman approached me in the street and slapped me, ranting about how I stole her man. I don't even know her man, or her, and I live over a thousand miles away in Scotland. I'm back in town for the first time since my childhood to attend a wedding. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49467) - you deserved it (3110)

On 05/13/2013 at 4:36pm - misc - by culodegrillo (woman) - Spain

Today, after years of loaning my mother countless amounts of cash that never get paid back, borrowing $60 from her, and being just one day late paying it off due to food poisoning, she sends a very large man to my door to collect, like she's Tony Soprano. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47942) - you deserved it (4727)

On 04/18/2013 at 12:01am - money - by some people's parents - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to explain to a woman why she wasn't allowed to squeeze all the contents of the sample lotion bottle into her own bottle. She threw a fit, and dumped the whole bottle on my head. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44838) - you deserved it (3903)

On 04/18/2013 at 12:00am - work - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I had to explain to my white girlfriend that dating me doesn't give her the right to call my mother the n-word. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42617) - you deserved it (8871)

On 02/14/2013 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was walking down the street in the dark, and the woman in front of me kept looking back nervously. I jokingly assured her that I wasn't a mugger. She then took out a knife and mugged me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43719) - you deserved it (4856)

On 02/13/2013 at 7:00pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after spending six months completely repainting and redecorating our new home, I finally finished the last touches and went to remove the masking tape. Off came the tape, along with huge blotches of plasterwork. FML


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