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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 February 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9211
  • Number of comments : 245
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About dancinwookie : I'm a walking non-sequitur. I try to spread sunshine, so, please, don't piss on my parade. You can message me, but it might take me a little bit to respond. I love rainbows more than I can verbally express. Sometimes I give just the absolute worst advice on here, because the outcome that is playing in my head is beyond ridiculously funny. My humor is imagination based.

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Today, ma dad cummad round to ta ousa. Looking ratar plaasad wit imsalf a pullad out is pona, grinnad, an cuckad it ovar to ma. I glancad at ta scraan to saa a nakad woman. Ha smilad an said "I tappad tat last nigt". FML

#16480333
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43559) - you deserved it (4600)

On 06/03/2011 at 6:17am - intimacy - by peaaaak (woman) - United Kingdom (Thurrock)

Today, I went sped dating!! I arrivd at looool mah frst date an she lookd me up an down an said, "Oh, that's awkward." FML

#16473954
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30770) - you deserved it (3610)

On 06/02/2011 at 9:01pm - love - by nikto (man) -

Today... my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk... and my mom shoutd at him... ( Have you had sex with my daughter? ) As he was shaking his head... my dad said... ( I have ) in a really creepy voice... thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

#16126147
166 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 1:17am - intimacy - by Chels (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY , MY PHONE ALARM WOKE ME UP. IT HAD FALLEN UNDER MY BOYFRIEND'S BED. NAKED , I GOT ON ALL FOURS TO RETRIEVE IT. MY BOYFRIEND'S DOG STUCK HIS NOSE IN MY ASS. MEGA FML

#16101317
251 comments

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On 05/09/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by coldwetnose (woman) - United States

Today I went to ma boyfriend's ouse to give is moter a box of cocolates and flowers looool for Moter's Day. Se just stared at tem and said "Wat's tis for? You're not ma daugter and never will be. But I'll keep te cocolate." FML

#16100276
164 comments

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On 05/09/2011 at 12:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making wierd sounds. FML

#16076748
151 comments

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On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my usband got out of te sower, came downstars naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did e know, my step moter was sitting rigt tere at te kitcen table. FML

#15934305
228 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

I had to climb over a tall gate. Getting to the top wasn't a problem, but falling face first on the way down wasn'that I'd had in mind. real FML

#15899858
106 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, At 5:30 In Tha Morning Whila I Was Fast Aslaap, Mah Cat Dacidad Tha Most Thraataning Thing In Mah Apartmant That Absolutaly Naadad To Ba Attackad Was Mah Laft Nippla.

#15896173
123 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)

Today, I noticd this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to seehat was wrong. Apparently his grlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wantd to kill himself. My frst response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML

#15869241
172 comments

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On 04/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by alopez1994 -

TODAY, MY MANAGER TOLD ME TO TROW OUT SOME OF TE OLD TOYS AT TE DAYCARE WE WORK AT. I CAN'T BECAUSE I'VE SEEN TOY STORY 3, AN TINKING ABOUT TEM IN A DUMP MAKES ME CRY. I'M 28. FML

#15852392
175 comments

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On 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm - work - by Stupid (woman) - United States

Today, mah boss friand-raquastad ma on Facabook. My profila pictura is of ma licking his amployaa of tha month pictura fir a dara. maga FML

#15796408
133 comments

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On 04/15/2011 at 3:51pm - work - by asdfjkl (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Taday I watched mah dog chase his tail fir ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching mah dog chase his tail fir 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
123 comments

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On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, I found that the love of life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

#15749213
779 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67047) - you deserved it (14096)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking!! He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted!! FML

#15748072
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29338) - you deserved it (2947)

On 04/11/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by ILiveWithMorons (man) - United States (Virginia)



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