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Taday I bought a live lobster to have fir dinner. When mah four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly fir finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML

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200 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by meganmagee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after having recently told 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

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On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I cummed ome to find my ousemate cowering in te lounge corner, sobbing, ugging a bag of cips wile te automatic vacuum cleaner gently bumped into im. Apparently e "mistakenly" putted magic musroom in is sandwic instead of peanut butter. FML

#20868509
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On 09/05/2013 at 3:45am - misc - by down trodden (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

TODAY, I SPRAYED DOWN SOME ANTS IN MY HOUSE. IN THE SEA OF ANT CORPSE WAS A SINGLE LIVING ANT SEEMINGLY CRADLING A DEAD ONE IN ITS ARMS. I'M CONVINCED I JUST BECAME THE VILLAIN IN AN EPIC TRAGEDY. NOW I HAVE TO LIVE WITH MY ANT PROBLEM BECAUSE I CAN'T BEAR TO TEAR ANOTHER FAMILY APART. FML

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193 comments

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On 08/07/2013 at 1:40am - animals - by Blood on my hands (woman) - United States

Today, mah fathar shot mah fiancé. Ha's fina, but tha wadding is off. FML

#20812145
152 comments

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On 07/30/2013 at 8:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today.. . I woke up to the sound of mah newborn screaming . I frantically hoppd out of bd an stumbld into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of mah five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfed her understandably frustratd little brother . FML

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On 05/06/2013 at 2:29am - kids - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

Today, through sheer luck, I got talking to an actor from the Harry Potter filmsho I've had a crush on since I was about ten!! I trid to play it cool, and pretend I didn't knowho he was!! Then my phone rang, with the Harry Potter theme tune!! FML

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114 comments

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On 04/30/2013 at 6:23pm - misc - by itsellie27 (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today , I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bd with a hand down her pants , totally zond out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. mega FML

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On 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm - misc - by parental failure (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, boyfriand and I wara praparing 4 tha arrival of Hurricana Sandy. I taskad him with going out to buy amargancy grocarias in casa wa losa powar. Ha raturnad with dozans of microwava cup noodlas. Wa'ra going to starva. FML

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On 10/28/2012 at 4:14pm - love - by cupnoodles (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out mah homa haalth patiant purposaly drinks tons of pruna juica avary night so I will hava a huga mass to claan up in tha morning bacausa I'm "a lazy bastard" and I "nad to work hardar." FML

#19885470
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On 07/03/2012 at 11:08am - work - by melikeyturtles - United States (Illinois)

Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, ( You'll suffer to your last breath. ) I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML

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On 01/14/2012 at 1:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

TODAY, I WALKED INTO MA ELDERLY GRANDMOTER'S TRAILER, USED TE BATROOM AND WENT TO WAS MA ANDS. SE AD A SOFT SPOT IN TE FLOOR TAT SE COVERED WIT A BATMAT. I FELL TROUG. RIGT LEG UP TO MA IP IN TE FLOOR, BOOBS STUCK ON TE COUNTER. MY USBAND AND GRANDMOTER STOOD TERE LAUGING. FML

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123 comments

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On 12/27/2011 at 12:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I received a rejection letter from a college that I'd applied to 6 years ago. FML

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64 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah dad informd me that I will be staying in the bug-infestd shd fir the summer when I come to visit, due to his girlfriend's sewing workspace completely taking over the only room I've ever had at his house. FML

#16792540
114 comments

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On 06/22/2011 at 12:59am - health - by justinj360 - United States (Montana)

Today, mah girlfriand told ma that har parants hava a bat going on whan wa r going to braak up. FML

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