Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 11/07/2015 at 1:13pm) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9552
  • Number of comments : 140
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About dalink : PGY3... God help my patients.... And my interns.

Reading this on the wards... When I'm supposed to be involved in patient care.

Perpetually waiting for that next paycheck.

dalink's page activity

Visits<b>Kitty1811</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 2:14am<b>FitFriday</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 5:44am<b>sarahcrossan</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 5:37pm<b>rachelrae120</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 9:16am<b>soveryunoriginal</b> - the 09/25/2015 at 10:18pm<b>KobeLebroJordan</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 11:19am<b>C_Celine_101</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 3:04pm<b>Wolfipoo</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 9:03am<b>carebear1228</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 10:33pm<b>dantee2005</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 4:50pm<b>ForeverSilent101</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 5:00pm<b>kangx1</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 7:14am<b>mzrayray</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 10:19pm<b>Kazze</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 2:58am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 1:14am<b>pureportedpear</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 6:44am<b>Princess_Eevee9</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 4:44pm<b>MidnaLink</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 8:43am

Fucked!<b>rachelrae120</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 3:16pm<b>KobeLebroJordan</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 5:19pm<b>carebear1228</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 11:45pm<b>FitFriday</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 9:38am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 7:14am<b>ForeverSilent101</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 12:27pm

dalink's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!


You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

See all of dalink's badges

dalink's favorite FMLs

Today, during dinner with my wife's family, my daughter suddenly yelled, "DADDY TICKLES MOMMY'S BUM BUM!" I don't think I've ever received dirtier glares in my life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23480) - you deserved it (2541)

On 10/09/2015 at 3:06am - kids - by shh (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I noticed I spend so much time with my cats that I tend to hiss at things that scare me or that I don't like. I'm turning into a cat. FML

Today, as I was creeping on social media, I realized that literally everyone I've ever dated is either happily married, engaged, or in a relationship. My last date was at the beginning of the summer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20447) - you deserved it (3598)

On 09/15/2015 at 10:10pm - love - by spinster - United States (Texas)

Today, I started my new job. The first thing my coworkers asked me is what football team I like. When I told them I didn't really like sports, they immediately stopped talking to me and haven't since, even when I ask them work-related questions. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22791) - you deserved it (2568)

On 09/06/2015 at 8:46am - work - by NotASportsGuy (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was on a date, and I tried breaking the ice by telling him my best joke. He laughed hysterically for a good 10 seconds, started beating the table with his fist, then suddenly went deadpan and said "No, seriously, you're a moron. Screw this date." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27953) - you deserved it (3000)

On 07/24/2015 at 2:54pm - misc - by HAIL SITHIS (woman) - United States

Today, I watched a young shop assistant try her hardest to flirt with my 20-year-old son. When he continued to be totally oblivious, she outright invited him back to her flat. When he asked, "What for?" a piece of my soul died at how completely I have failed as a father. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33273) - you deserved it (4704)

On 07/16/2015 at 6:21pm - kids - by anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39711) - you deserved it (2011)

On 07/15/2015 at 11:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, our outgoing boss told us about guy who's replacing him, saying he's very nice but very anal about things. Without thinking, I shrugged and said "Anal's not bad." Now everyone's calling me Anal-Girl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24395) - you deserved it (8031)

On 06/26/2015 at 3:56pm - work - by very analytical (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while swimming under water, my 80-pound lab thought I was drowning and tried to "rescue" me by jumping in after me, wrapping his front legs around my neck, and standing on my chest. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23289) - you deserved it (2004)

On 06/21/2015 at 10:16pm - animals - by Angel (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my District Manager was impressed by all the appointments in my upcoming calendar. Bubbling with pride, I blurted out "Oh, I just love to have all my slots filled!" The awkward silence was only broken by "That's what she said!" from the next cubicle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25706) - you deserved it (5376)

On 06/03/2015 at 9:59pm - work - by officeditz - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out just how much my dog likes ice-cream when she tackled a little girl at a park for hers. FML

Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34573) - you deserved it (5544)

On 03/19/2015 at 9:06pm - love - by Fred - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, it was my first day working as a pharmacist. I quickly discovered that customers not only think that it makes me qualified to offer free medical advice, but they also have no qualms about showing me their various lumps, bumps, and vaginal leakages. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31903) - you deserved it (3585)

On 03/19/2015 at 9:19am - work - by MyPoorEyes (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after months of job hunting, I finally got a phone call. They were impressed with me. That's when my son decided to throw a tantrum asking for food. After some silence, the caller told me they were looking for someone who wasn't juggling little kids at home and hung up. My son is 20. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35686) - you deserved it (5645)

On 03/18/2015 at 5:26pm - kids - by Stressed Mother (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Céline's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! It’s a day of national pride over near the FML offices. There's a time for everything, and even if the desire to piss about to release the tension is huge, we mustn’t forget that we can…

Friday 27 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: