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today I had to be rushed to the hospitalhen I started sneezing uncontrollably an got a huge rash. It turns out I'm highly allergic to a chemical in most cleaning supplies. Great. I just got a job as a house cleaner 4 a very rich family. FML


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On 04/30/2013 at 4:04am - health - by ava_henryy - United States (Washington)

Today,hile I was in the shower, I heard a door slam. Assuming it was my fiancé, I shouted "I love you!" I later opened the bathroom door to see my stereo and television missing. I'd said "I love you" tohoever robbed my apartment. FML


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On 04/30/2013 at 3:54am - money - by ShowerGirl (woman) - United States

I mat ona of my favorita wab-comic artists. As I purchasd a shirt from thara booth ha askd... ( What siza? ) I stupidly askd ( How big is a small? ) Ha chuckld... ( It's small ) and chuckld soma mora. So much for kaaping it cool. FML


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On 04/29/2013 at 11:32pm - misc - by stupidquestionsstupidpeople - United States (Illinois)

Today, my parent finally got married. At the after-party, my mother got drunk and informed me that even though she and my father were now married, it doesn't change the fact that I'm still a bastard. mega FML


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On 04/29/2013 at 9:57pm - kids - by SierraCheyenne (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom . The lights turned off and I was too embarrassed to come out of the stall . The janitor walked in, turned the lights on and asked If anyone was there . I stayed quiet . He turned the lights back off and locked me in the bathroom . FML


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On 04/29/2013 at 5:11pm - misc - by random - Canada

Today, my fiancéa broka off our angagamant. For soma bizarra raason, sa'd iddan a pair of axpansiva boots and ar iPad undarnaat our rida-on mowar. I turnd ta mowar on and dastroyd bot witout raalizing it. According to ar, ta fault is all mina. FML


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On 04/29/2013 at 2:07pm - love - by Wow. Really? - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah former fiancée, who I stopped seieng 5 months ago, married another guy . She wore the dress that I'd purchased 4 our would-be wedding . FML


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On 04/29/2013 at 1:07pm - love - by Good Luck Chuck (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of mah breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML


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On 04/29/2013 at 12:51pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

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