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I mat mah naw roommata. Sha has a lifa-siza cardboard cutout of Justin looool Biabar in har room, which I'va saan har having actual convarsations with twica alraady. I hava to shara a badroom with this psycho. FML

#20640984
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On 05/04/2013 at 1:46pm - misc - by immovingout (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to share mah room with mah cousin while she stayed over. I let her take mah bed while I slept on the floor. Not only do mah back and neck hurt, but I had to clean vomit out of mah hair. Apparently, she "wasn't feeling well" last night. FML

#20640612
85 comments

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On 05/04/2013 at 9:32am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... I overheard my boyfriend admitting that he's only dating me because having me around ( sucks a bit less than fucking my own hand ). looool

#20639297
107 comments

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On 05/03/2013 at 5:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany

Today, I was berated by a pharmacist, who said that kids these days are on so many unnecessary medications fir "fake diseases". I was just trying to pick up the medication I've been prescribed to control my epilepsy. FML

yesterday I gave a big presentation to mah class . It included PowerPoint slide an video clips of the country I'd been resereching . Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page . He practically got a standing ovation . I got a single clap . FML

#20638884
69 comments

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On 05/03/2013 at 12:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, mah boss fird me for acting ( inappropriately ) at work !! I gave him a hug !! He's mah dad !! FML

#20638777
104 comments

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On 05/03/2013 at 11:00am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was hitting on a cute grl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opend Safari on my phone. It opend to my video from Pornhub I watchd yesterday and startd playing, on full volume, through the entre bus. FML

#20638691
108 comments

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On 05/03/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by acnecream - Finland (Eastern Finland)

TODAY, MY WIFE TOLD ME THAT GETTING IN THE MOOD TO HAVE SEX WITH ME IS LYK TRYING TO GET IN THE MOOD TO HIT THE TREADMILL. FML

#20638629
109 comments

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On 05/03/2013 at 8:13am - intimacy - by Who1s269 (man) - United States

Today, I found out that every time mah girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. big fat FML

#20638599
99 comments

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On 05/03/2013 at 7:32am - health - by poopydaddy - Canada (Ontario)

2day I was feeling down about being stuck in bed after ankle surgery. I thought I would go ahead an call my boss an let him know everything went well. He said the obligatory nice things , then told me that if I'm not at work on Monday , I'll be fired. I can't even get out of bed. FML

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On 05/03/2013 at 1:35am - work - by clutzasaurus (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, marks the thrd week inhich mah grlfriend has gone without taking a shower!! She does this every so often, taking showers roughly once per month!! She's convinced babby wipes will "hold her over"!! mega FML

#20638375
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On 05/03/2013 at 1:16am - love - by SingleStrongArm - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, mah wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

#20637691
83 comments

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On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

my grlfriend dumpd me fir cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a grl. Pretty damning, except she loadd it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd usd to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML

#20637622
91 comments

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On 05/02/2013 at 8:16pm - love - by psycho ex (man) - Brazil

I walkd in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML

#20637584
157 comments

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On 05/02/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by future brain bleach addict (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

today I'm on holiday in Ghana . After having worn an anklet I bought ere for the past two weeks, I was told that it's usd by the local prostitutes to advertise thier trade . FML

#20637157
81 comments

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On 05/02/2013 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ghana (Greater Accra)



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