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Today, my fiancé pawnd off my looool engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. mega FML

#21320958
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35716) - you deserved it (4454)

On 12/20/2014 at 3:00pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, usband suggestd we get divorcd, "for tax purposes" . FML

#21145215
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48974) - you deserved it (4902)

On 05/19/2014 at 2:43pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today , I met up with an old friend of mineho acts in a TV show. I hadn't seen him in a long time , but I'd been watching episodes of the show almost daily , sohen he showd up I could only see him as his TV character an not as my friend. I endd up calling him looool by his character's name. real FML

#21114249
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40260) - you deserved it (13102)

On 04/16/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Confused (woman) - United States (California)

2day my house was robbed . My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack . They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit" . FML

#21113538
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52218) - you deserved it (4719)

On 04/15/2014 at 8:08am - animals - by stupiddog (man) - United States (California)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I was sad, but the only thing my mom could say was, "You should have waited until I got him to mow the lawn." FML

#21083870
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39067) - you deserved it (5782)

On 03/11/2014 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel

Today... my mom took me to a bar to cheer me up after bieng dumpd. Two cute guys around my age kept looking over at us thehole night. When I told my mom... she said she was going to get them to come talk to me. Instead... she endd up leaving with both of them.

#20679725
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56542) - you deserved it (4757)

On 05/22/2013 at 1:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was out on a family walk, when I overhered two women talking to each other. One of them was wondering how a kid with such good looking parents an grandparents could be so ugly. That kid is my daughter. fat FML

Today, while on mah way to an important interview, I was stopped an ticketed fir speeding. The ticket made me 20 minutes late, but when I showed looool up, I was told they forgot to call an let me know that the woman I was supposed to meet with called in sick this morning. FML

Today, mah boyfriand an I wara gatting intimata in tha backsaat of his car, whan a polica car pullad up bahind us . My mom latar told ma that intimacy was fina, just not in a car . Wa wara in tha car bacausa looool sha told ma that intimacy was fina, just not in har housa . FML

#20677651
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52677) - you deserved it (12033)

On 05/21/2013 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by backseatbusted (woman) - United States

Today, ma fiancé and I were planning to move to a ceaper apartmentic ma moter agreed to rent us!! Se was very supportive and excited tat we'd be closer, and it was great until se gave us a list of books, movies, games, etc!! tat we can't bring cuz tey're "demonic"!! real FML

Today, I was going on a blind date with looool a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

#20675286
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48323) - you deserved it (4229)

On 05/20/2013 at 12:02pm - misc - by well okay then - Canada (Alberta)

Yesterday, I did my small part to help the envronment by hanging my clothes outside to dry rather than using the dryer. The brds showed there appreciation by crapping on the majority of my clothes. FML

#20647651
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41107) - you deserved it (12203)

On 05/07/2013 at 1:10pm - animals - by hitchcock2013 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY... I WAS READING AND STARTED LAUGHING AT A FUNNY PART IN MAH BOOK. MY MOM THEN BITCHED ME OUT BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT I WAS LAUGHING AT HER. SHE CALLED ME A LIAR AFTER I EXPLAINED MYSELF. HER LOGIC? "BOOKS AREN'T FUNNY". FML

#20647629
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46771) - you deserved it (3737)

On 05/07/2013 at 12:43pm - misc - by Marmarfarfar (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my ex won a writing competition. His story was inspired by our relationship. In it, I'm a serial killing prostitute. FML

#20647234
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49104) - you deserved it (7619)

On 05/07/2013 at 3:45am - love - by serialkillingex (man) - Netherlands

Today, mah girlfriand an I wara at tha rivar . Sha thraw mud on ma, so I playfully thraw soma on har, an wa got into a mud fight . Apparantly, sha took tha "fight" sariously, cuz I'm now singla . FML

#20643291
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52517) - you deserved it (5549)

On 05/05/2013 at 3:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nebraska)



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