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Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37478) - you deserved it (4674)

On 12/20/2014 at 3:00pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML


I agree, your life sucks (50648) - you deserved it (5064)

On 05/19/2014 at 2:43pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I met up with an old friend of mine who acts in a TV show. I hadn't seen him in a long time, but I'd been watching episodes of the show almost daily, so when he showed up I could only see him as his TV character and not as my friend. I ended up calling him by his character's name. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42767) - you deserved it (14014)

On 04/16/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Confused (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my house was robbed. My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack. They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit". FML


I agree, your life sucks (55925) - you deserved it (5058)

On 04/15/2014 at 8:08am - animals - by stupiddog (man) - United States (California)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I was sad, but the only thing my mom could say was, "You should have waited until I got him to mow the lawn." FML


I agree, your life sucks (41942) - you deserved it (6093)

On 03/11/2014 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel

Today, my mom took me to a bar to cheer me up after being dumped. Two cute guys around my age kept looking over at us the whole night. When I told my mom, she said she was going to get them to come talk to me. Instead, she ended up leaving with both of them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58739) - you deserved it (4933)

On 05/22/2013 at 1:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was out on a family walk, when I overheard two women talking to each other. One of them was wondering how a kid with such good looking parents and grandparents could be so ugly. That kid is my daughter. FML

Today, while on my way to an important interview, I was stopped and ticketed for speeding. The ticket made me 20 minutes late, but when I showed up, I was told they forgot to call and let me know that the woman I was supposed to meet with called in sick this morning. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate in the backseat of his car, when a police car pulled up behind us. My mom later told me that intimacy was fine, just not in a car. We were in the car because she told me that intimacy was fine, just not in her house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54274) - you deserved it (12430)

On 05/21/2013 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by backseatbusted (woman) - United States

Today, my fiancé and I were planning to move to a cheaper apartment which my mother agreed to rent us. She was very supportive and excited that we'd be closer, and it was great until she gave us a list of books, movies, games, etc. that we can't bring because they're "demonic". FML

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51076) - you deserved it (4476)

On 05/20/2013 at 12:02pm - misc - by well okay then - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I did my small part to help the environment by hanging my clothes outside to dry rather than using the dryer. The birds showed their appreciation by crapping on the majority of my clothes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43770) - you deserved it (12874)

On 05/07/2013 at 1:10pm - animals - by hitchcock2013 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was reading and started laughing at a funny part in my book. My mom then bitched me out because she thought I was laughing at her. She called me a liar after I explained myself. Her logic? "Books aren't funny". FML


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On 05/07/2013 at 12:43pm - misc - by Marmarfarfar (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my ex won a writing competition. His story was inspired by our relationship. In it, I'm a serial killing prostitute. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50996) - you deserved it (7827)

On 05/07/2013 at 3:45am - love - by serialkillingex (man) - Netherlands

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55754) - you deserved it (5818)

On 05/05/2013 at 3:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nebraska)

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