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  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 April 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12365) - you deserved it (69819)

On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on she starts telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stops and says « Actually I don’t know why I’m telling you this, after all you don’t have a boyfriend! » and walks away. FML

#257
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I agree, your life sucks (52127) - you deserved it (4797)

On 11/09/2008 at 2:43am - intimacy - by Enko - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19102) - you deserved it (137662)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version



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