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daddys_grl17
  • Town/Country : Murica(;
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 April 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 2021
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41071) - you deserved it (22517)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, my son forgot to log out of MSN. He had written, "When am I getting out of this place?" and his username was "mother fucker". FML

#293
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I agree, your life sucks (22470) - you deserved it (5229)

On 11/13/2008 at 1:51am - kids - by syle - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm still in love with my ex boyfriend who is going out with someone else. But at least I now know that he's gay. FML

#755
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29064) - you deserved it (3346)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:46pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
68 comments

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On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on she starts telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stops and says « Actually I don’t know why I’m telling you this, after all you don’t have a boyfriend! » and walks away. FML

#257
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On 11/09/2008 at 2:43am - intimacy - by Enko - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13262) - you deserved it (104300)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version



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