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Today, I finally met my long-distance boyfriend of three years for the first time in person. After an amazing dinner and movie date, we went back to his house, only for him to dump me half an hour later. Not because I wouldn't have sex with him. No, his cat doesn't like me. FML


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On 01/06/2015 at 7:32pm - animals - by dragonfyre73 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the sewage pipe busted on the side of our house, spew fecal matter and the condoms I recently flushed. My parents now refuse to talk to me, and won't let my girlfriend anywhere near the house. FML


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On 01/14/2014 at 12:59pm - misc - by ===== (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today, I'm not getting paid 400$ per month because I failed my Russian language proficiency test. Russian is my first language. FML


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On 12/04/2013 at 11:24am - work - by russianfail - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML


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