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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 September 1987 (27 years)
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Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

#5774504
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I agree, your life sucks (55097) - you deserved it (27852)

On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65694) - you deserved it (16602)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)



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