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cwrocker

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4795
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About cwrocker : I'm a gamer/guitarist who loves God, loves Jesus , loves music tries his hardest in school and hates heights don't judge

cwrocker's page activity

Visits<b>LikesRedLollis</b> - the 08/29/2016 at 10:34pm<b>DrafteeSelf</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 11:17am<b>Rababco</b> - the 06/01/2016 at 3:15pm<b>liv1222</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 2:37pm<b>FitFriday</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 2:06pm<b>One_Way</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 11:50pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 5:42pm<b>Ann_Onyme</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 5:51pm<b>KiwiFrutie</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 5:49am<b>pureportedpear</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 3:42pm<b>itswhitneybitch</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 12:35pm<b>Space_Teddy</b> - the 01/14/2015 at 4:56am<b>stuckintime</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 12:39pm<b>WantaDanish</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 3:43pm<b>Hasselhoffart</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 1:28pm<b>boring_boredom</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 8:23am<b>a_cauliflower</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 6:35am<b>Toughsky</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 6:12am

Fucked!<b>KiwiFrutie</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 11:49am<b>awesomepantTamia</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 12:33am<b>mif</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 4:04am

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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cwrocker's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML

by skanula414 / 12/31/2014 at 2:00pm / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Kids

Today, while my boyfriend and I were talking with his sister-in-law about a TV show, his 6-year-old nephew walked up just in time to hear how Santa killed the protagonist's parents. I've never seen such a heartbroken face in my life, and now he won't stop asking if Santa kills people. FML

by xmassmasher / 12/02/2014 at 2:52am / United States (Louisiana) / Kids

Today, my coworker and I announced that we are spending our holidays together, because we both have kids. My boss announced he is coming with us. FML

by Carnage23 / 11/22/2014 at 5:16am / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Work

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend. He said it was because he lived 2 hours away, but I think the ultrasound photos his other girlfriend posted proudly on his Facebook wall are the real reason. FML

by kitkat / 09/17/2014 at 3:48pm / United States / Love

Today, my two-year-old daughter's favourite word is 'No'. After leaving her with my sixteen-year-old brother, she now knows other N words as well. Niet, Nein, Non and Never. Her teenage uncle thinks it's hilarious. FML

by 919191 / 08/18/2014 at 9:26am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Kids

Today, I stopped two little boys from spitting over a railing at the piano player two floors below in the department store I work at. Their mom complained to my boss about me. FML

by spitstopper / 08/06/2014 at 10:22pm / United States (Alabama) / Work

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML

by bertiebeth / 08/02/2014 at 1:35am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

Today, my girlfriend interrupted my proposal to take a selfie with the ice cream I had just bought her. She then said no. FML

by Anonymous / 08/02/2014 at 12:00am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I went to a comedy show with my mom, and they asked the audience members to yell out their problems as ideas for an improv skit. My mom yelled, "My daughter can't get a boyfriend!" FML

by Yeppets / 07/27/2014 at 2:44pm / United States / Love

Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML

by surfer / 07/21/2014 at 1:14pm / United States (New York) / Geek

Today, my dad thought it would be funny to spray my open window with the hose. RIP my laptop, phone, school books, wooden desk, my entire bookshelf, and my carpet. FML

by Anonymous / 06/22/2014 at 1:27am / Australia / Miscellaneous

Today, while working in a call center at a university, someone threatened to report me to the President of the University because "I" wouldn't accept their daughter who had a 1.5 GPA and "got accepted into Harvard". I don't even make the decisions, I just answer calls. FML

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML

by stopinthenameoflove / 06/19/2014 at 10:37am / Ireland (Dublin) / Love

Today, my mom found out that I've been having counselling behind her back for the past 4 years. I broke down in tears explaining everything. Her response was, "So you go and bitch about me behind my back?!" And she wonders why I'm depressed. FML

by Anonymous / 06/14/2014 at 6:11am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I took a look at my 9-year-old daughter's diary, thinking it would be full of cute stuff. Instead, it was full of hateful rants against me and my husband, as well the boys at her school, who she called gay because none of them ever hit on her. It seems I've failed as a parent. FML

by Anonymous / 06/11/2014 at 5:38pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids