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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 February 1999 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 499
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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cwenboo's favorite FMLs

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42440) - you deserved it (13869)

On 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by John (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went in the diner I always pass by and ordered a sandwich. When I asked how much it was, the waitress replied, "Don't worry, honey. We give free meals to the homeless on Thursdays." I was too ashamed to deny it, so I just said thank you and left. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45810) - you deserved it (6027)

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