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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 380
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML


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On 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by John (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went in the diner I always pass by and ordered a sandwich. When I asked how much it was, the waitress replied, "Don't worry, honey. We give free meals to the homeless on Thursdays." I was too ashamed to deny it, so I just said thank you and left. FML


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