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by lohandork / 05/22/2016 at 1:33pm / United Kingdom (Wandsworth) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 05/01/2016 at 9:07pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by aianmoo16 / 05/01/2016 at 5:52pm / United States (Illinois) / Money
Today, I put some of my wife's eucalyptus oil in my bath to make it relaxing. I soon found out the amount I used was about 100 times more than you're supposed to use. It took an hour of burning agony to find out the only way to get even a hint of relief was to cover my nuts in yoghurt. FML
by tingleballs / 04/28/2016 at 10:57am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
Today, my son is having housing issues, so I let him stay at my place for a while. Today, he found out that the quiet, dorky-looking professor who lives next door is an MMA fighter. He tried to break into the guy's house in the middle of the night and is now in the hospital. FML
by Jim / 04/19/2016 at 1:25pm / United States / Kids
Today, like everyday, I got on the train heading back from my university campus in Preston. Usually, it takes 20 minutes. When I sat down, I realised it was a non-stop service to Glasgow and the doors had closed. It took me 7 hours by train and a lift from my best friend at 2 a.m. to get home. FML
by Mintilou / 04/07/2016 at 11:17pm / United Kingdom (Sandwell) / Transportation
by annonn / 03/24/2016 at 7:11am / Brunei Darussalam / Love
by Qwe / 03/19/2016 at 9:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Money
by itsnotalright / 03/17/2016 at 12:25am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
by Sara / 02/25/2016 at 2:39am / Vietnam (Ha Noi) / Money
by anonymous / 01/25/2016 at 9:09am / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML
by whattheactualfuck / 01/22/2016 at 7:50am / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Miscellaneous
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, after spending months comparing the previous weather forecasts to work out the exact date,… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…