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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1108
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About curlytop101 : I like art and stuff

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curlytop101's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML

#21457543
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21351) - you deserved it (3137)

On 08/18/2015 at 9:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, it's been a week since I started farting in my sleep for no apparent reason. It's so frequent and so foul-smelling that my husband and I are both losing sleep and are having to take afternoon naps to make up for it. FML

#21457512
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20004) - you deserved it (2343)

On 08/18/2015 at 6:59am - misc - by Fartnonymous (woman) - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)

Today, my drill sergeant was yelling at me and asking me questions. I got a question wrong, and he asked me if I am a "Shit Sandwich". I replied "Yes sir, with extra cheese." I'm running miles till the day I die. FML

#21457342
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24567) - you deserved it (8953)

On 08/17/2015 at 9:55pm - work - by BarhydtBran - United States (California)

Today, I fed my 4ft python a live rat for the first time. He now has a new friend he won't let me near. FML

Today, I asked my one-year-old to come and give mommy a kiss. She did and it was really sweet, until she tried to spit a piece of dog food into my mouth. FML

#21452734
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21203) - you deserved it (2687)

On 08/06/2015 at 1:28pm - kids - by gross - United States

Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling, I ran to the bathroom. An agonizing bowel movement later, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Just as I was about to ask a coworker who was in the bathroom for some, the fire alarm went off. FML

#21449227
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26612) - you deserved it (1526)

On 07/29/2015 at 8:57pm - health - by Crap (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in the back of his mom's minivan. We got interrupted by a priest knocking at our window. Well played God, well played. FML

#21444515
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28008) - you deserved it (7727)

On 07/20/2015 at 1:48pm - intimacy - by Marika - United States (California)

Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML

#21439858
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29010) - you deserved it (16294)

On 07/11/2015 at 1:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML

#21438922
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29377) - you deserved it (9243)

On 07/09/2015 at 7:20am - intimacy - by who_cares - United States (California)

Today, I once again asked my girlfriend about getting married, as she had previously said she would only get married once gay marriage was legal. She still said no. FML

Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML

#21436042
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22978) - you deserved it (6136)

On 07/03/2015 at 8:54pm - misc - by notquitejuliet - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML

#21435950
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26518) - you deserved it (3248)

On 07/03/2015 at 4:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML

#21430410
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27787) - you deserved it (2212)

On 06/22/2015 at 11:13pm - love - by hairstylistprobs - United States

Today, I went to my girlfriend's parents' house for lunch. I ended up in the bathroom constipated and remembered reading it's easier to "go" if you are squatting. My girlfriend's dad walked in on me perched on the toilet like an owl. FML

#21430214
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25066) - you deserved it (4776)

On 06/22/2015 at 4:58pm - health - by oh no (man) - United States (California)



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