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  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 March 1997 (18 years)
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Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20737) - you deserved it (1956)

On 11/11/2015 at 6:03am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I got married. The minister pronounced us husband and wife using our first names. Except he used my husband's ex-wife's name. I happened to glance at my mother-in-law who was almost in tears from laughing so hard. FML

Today, I walked from my friend's wedding to my divorce. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27122) - you deserved it (2008)

On 10/17/2015 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was at a get-together at a friend's house. Half an hour in, it became clear that someone had farted, and we all took turns asking who it was. When someone asked me, my girlfriend chimed in with, "Oh please, if it was him, you'd all be dead". FML


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On 09/28/2015 at 5:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I had to create another signature. I have to use one at the bank and the other around my mother, so that when she tries to cash my paychecks the bank won't let her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27825) - you deserved it (1688)

On 09/03/2015 at 3:54pm - misc - by Why - United States (California)

Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23503) - you deserved it (3625)

On 08/18/2015 at 9:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, it's been a week since I started farting in my sleep for no apparent reason. It's so frequent and so foul-smelling that my husband and I are both losing sleep and are having to take afternoon naps to make up for it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20587) - you deserved it (2418)

On 08/18/2015 at 6:59am - misc - by Fartnonymous (woman) - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)

Today, my drill sergeant was yelling at me and asking me questions. I got a question wrong, and he asked me if I am a "Shit Sandwich". I replied "Yes sir, with extra cheese." I'm running miles till the day I die. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25546) - you deserved it (10142)

On 08/17/2015 at 9:55pm - work - by BarhydtBran - United States (California)

Today, I fed my 4ft python a live rat for the first time. He now has a new friend he won't let me near. FML

Today, I asked my one-year-old to come and give mommy a kiss. She did and it was really sweet, until she tried to spit a piece of dog food into my mouth. FML


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On 08/06/2015 at 1:28pm - kids - by gross - United States

Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling, I ran to the bathroom. An agonizing bowel movement later, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Just as I was about to ask a coworker who was in the bathroom for some, the fire alarm went off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27108) - you deserved it (1564)

On 07/29/2015 at 8:57pm - health - by Crap (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in the back of his mom's minivan. We got interrupted by a priest knocking at our window. Well played God, well played. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30135) - you deserved it (8329)

On 07/20/2015 at 1:48pm - intimacy - by Marika - United States (California)

Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML


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On 07/11/2015 at 1:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML


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On 07/09/2015 at 7:20am - intimacy - by who_cares - United States (California)

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