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cuponoodles34
  • Town/Country : South Gate, Canada
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 July 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 420
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About cuponoodles34 : so I'm Lorena like cup of noodles and I have 5 dogs and one cat I play trombone and I love the color blue I'm happily happy all day and I love to read yet I don't have a favorite book or author ...... (message me I guess I'm usually online so yup)

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Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36784) - you deserved it (9270)

On 03/14/2013 at 2:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got into an accident on my motorcycle. When I told my wife that the doctor said I couldn't have sex for two weeks, she couldn't contain her joy. FML

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On 01/08/2013 at 12:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found out that there's something my new wife hates more than spiders. Black people. FML

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On 01/03/2013 at 9:19pm - health - by WellShit (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my 24-year-old brother again yelled at me for looking at him while he was on the toilet. It'd be easier not to if he didn't sit on the toilet with the door wide open, and if the bathroom wasn't directly opposite my bedroom. FML

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On 01/02/2013 at 3:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

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On 09/01/2010 at 2:16am - intimacy - by Jill Shanks - United States



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