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cupcakedoom
  • Town/Country : Portland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 October 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 98
  • Number of comments : 19
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Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22287) - you deserved it (2559)

On 03/21/2012 at 7:46am - health - by J Rush - United Kingdom (Powys)

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34135) - you deserved it (4593) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

Today, I discovered my sister has a crystal meth problem when she set fire to our house. FML

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121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28436) - you deserved it (1931)

On 11/08/2011 at 11:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I got yelled at by my boss for being insensitive to a customer. I'd told her I never heard of the requested item even existing. She walked off shouting, screaming and throwing stuff from the shelf. She wanted to order a bird feeder with heated perches so the bird's feet won't get cold. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27210) - you deserved it (2148)

On 11/08/2011 at 11:06pm - work - by midwesternpetclerk - United States



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