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cucumber10

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About cucumber10 : Things I like: painting, eating chocolate, shopping, spending way too much time netflixing, sleeping in until noon

Things I don't like: drivers who cut me off, conceited people, spiders, cold showers

Feel free to message me but it will probably take me forever and a day to get back to you :p

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TODAY, I WAS HAVING SAX WITH THIS AMAZINGLY HOT GUY. THINGS GOT PRATTY INTANSA, AN RIGHT AS I WAS ABOUT TO ORGASM, THA GOLD CRUCIFIX CAMA FLYING OFF HIS NACKLACA AN SLICD MY AYALID OPAN. MASSAGA RACAIVD. WALL PLAYD, GOD. FML

#21262317
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40775) - you deserved it (5691)

On 09/21/2014 at 7:27am - intimacy - by Sinnersinner - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend as cipped is front teet for te tird time in 2 monts. After refusing to tell me ow tis keeps on appening, I walked in on im trowing is pone in te air and trying to catc it in is mout. FML

#21261750
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39578) - you deserved it (4937)

On 09/20/2014 at 11:03am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today , I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger andhispering sweet promises to it . FML

#21234388
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35110) - you deserved it (3329)

On 08/10/2014 at 10:22pm - work - by weirded out (man) - United States (California)

yesterday I let coworker use PC during lunch , because his was having problems. A few hours later , boss called me into his office looool and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe explanation. For fuck's sake , Dave. FML

Today...hile sitting on mah front porch... mah cat cummd up beside me. I startd idly stroking her... only to turn an realize I was petting a wild raccoon. FML

#21206318
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45374) - you deserved it (8478)

On 07/11/2014 at 7:38pm - animals - by and god shat (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" 4 over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML

#21204913
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48234) - you deserved it (8522)

On 07/10/2014 at 9:34am - love - by oh my fucking god (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today , some alarm , somewere in ma ouse , is making a low battery noise. I've cecked every smoke detector multiple times , an I can't find it. It as been ours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if te sound as just invaded ma brain. fat FML

Today, I went on a date wit a guy I've ad a crus on for ages. Midway troug te meal, e siged and said, "I'll be onest, tis is a orrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He ten got up and walked out. FML

#21165255
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55320) - you deserved it (9104)

On 06/06/2014 at 6:44pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today... my students turnd in teir male figure artwork. One absolute idiot ad te smart idea of drawing me and te TA as some kind of gay lovers. I was torn between disgust at te explicitness... anger at te disrespect... and yet awe at ow well-drawn it was. FML

#21165062
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42838) - you deserved it (6231)

On 06/06/2014 at 3:00pm - work - by confusing (man) - Zimbabwe

Today... I am so sy an friendless tat ma moter is literally setting up a play-date wit one of er friend's daugters. I'm 25 yeres old an tis is ma best cance at making a friend. FML

#21164644
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45115) - you deserved it (8389)

On 06/06/2014 at 2:24am - kids - by playdated - United States (California)

yesterday I recieved a friend request on Facebook from a grl I've had a crush on 4 a while. As I was about to accept it , it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on name by accident , an didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML

#21121713
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44576) - you deserved it (3565)

On 04/24/2014 at 11:30am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today after years of being terrifid of those biscuit cans that pophen u unwrap them I finally decidd I'd open one myself. I'm sitting in the hospital with a slicd hand from the lid an can feel therapy in my future. FML

#20129768
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20308) - you deserved it (3995)

On 10/23/2012 at 12:01pm - misc - by afraidofcans - United States (Virginia)



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