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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 July 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2151
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About crystal_clear : Happily Taken; 11/11/2008
Yeah, we'll probably go to hell for the date. =P

Gaming, school, friends, PC.

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Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML


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On 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by joe1234 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my friend awoke me because I was talking in my sleep. When I asked her what I was talking about she replied with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML


I agree, your life sucks (40248) - you deserved it (5108)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:59am - misc - by MadMax (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow. My mom recorded it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (66693) - you deserved it (13135)

On 07/04/2009 at 4:58am - intimacy - by R_U_CEREAL (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend returned from a 2 month internship in New York. As I saw him exit the plane, I imagined him running to me and kissing/spinning me around passionately like in movies. He got closer and closer, and as I opened my arms to embrace him, he runs past me saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML


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On 07/04/2009 at 2:07am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML


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On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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