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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 July 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2067
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About crystal_clear : Happily Taken; 11/11/2008
Yeah, we'll probably go to hell for the date. =P

Gaming, school, friends, PC.

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Today, mah friend thought it would be funny to putted a pretzel on mah forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of mah head. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43902) - you deserved it (8985)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by joe1234 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my friend awoke me because looool I was talking in my sleep. When I askd herhat I was talking about she replid with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML


I agree, your life sucks (38112) - you deserved it (4930)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:59am - misc - by MadMax (woman) - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, I woke up finding myself violently humping mah pillow. My mom recordd it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63000) - you deserved it (12222)

On 07/04/2009 at 4:58am - intimacy - by R_U_CEREAL (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, My Boyfriend Returned From A 2 Month Internship In New York . As I Saw Him Exit The Plane, I Imagined Him Running To Me And Kissing/spinning Me Around Passionately Like In Movies . He Got Closer And Closer, And As I Opened My Arms To Embrace Him, He Runs Past Me Saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML


I agree, your life sucks (53852) - you deserved it (9730)

On 07/04/2009 at 2:07am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was about to loose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 yeres, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm making this up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (277784) - you deserved it (17725)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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