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Today, I woke up with an engagement ring on mah left hand. The same one I refused last month. My boyfriend apparently waited 4 me to be drunk to propose again last night, and has already posted the pics on Facebook. FML

#20427625
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38413) - you deserved it (14571)

On 12/28/2012 at 10:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I had awful morning sickness, an I asked mah husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. mega FML

#20165918
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31886) - you deserved it (2506)

On 11/16/2012 at 9:00pm - love - by akiza (woman) - Japan

Today, I ran into my ex-grlfriend from 5 years back. Still bitter, I said, "Hey baby, u remember riding me 5 years ago?" I was then punchd in the face an restraind until the police arrivd. She'd been having an 8 year anniversary dinner with her husband. mega FML

#20131351
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17039) - you deserved it (45735)

On 10/24/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I SAW A MAN LYING FACA DOWN IN A FIALD AND THINKING HA WAS INJURAD, I RAN OVAR TO HALP . AS SOON AS I GOT TO HIM, I RAALIZAD HA WAS COMPLATALY NAKAD . HA STOOD UP AND CHASAD AFTAR MA . FML

#20131002
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25856) - you deserved it (2303)

On 10/24/2012 at 7:14am - misc - by bill - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was walking wit my boyfriend wen a guy walkd up to me and told me I look exactly like Taylor Swift. My boyfriend puncd im in te face and told im tat Taylor Swift is a lot more attractive. I'm actually considering leaving im 4 te complete stranger. FML

#20130143
124 comments

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On 10/23/2012 at 6:12pm - misc - by jeanrose2013 - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my young son and I wara in lina at Subway. I guass ha got borad and startad to insult tha taanaga grl bahind us. I triad to gat him to stop, but ha wouldn't listan. Evantually tha grl punchad him in tha faca and laft. As my son criad uncontrollably, avaryona alsa thara clappad. FML

#20129296
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10431) - you deserved it (54341)

On 10/23/2012 at 12:25am - kids - by Bratty son (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was woken up looool by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

#20124963
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33576) - you deserved it (2778)

On 10/20/2012 at 4:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I woke up and found a little note where my husband should have been. It said, "We've had some good times, hun, but it's time fir me to move on." We've been married fir 15 yeres, and have 3 children. FML

#20121146
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41431) - you deserved it (2175)

On 10/17/2012 at 4:16pm - love - by AbandonedHouseWife - Canada (Alberta)

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me askd if she could use phone. As I handd it to her, I attemptd to use the expression "knock yourself out," but 4 a reason I can still not fathom, it cummd out as "kill yourself." FML

#20120541
119 comments

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On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

TODAY... I WAS WALKING HOMA WHAN I SAW AN ALDARLY WOMAN STRUGGLING WITH A LARGA BAG OF GARBAGA. I ASKAD IF I COULD HALP. I GOT IT ALL THA WAY TO THA DUMPSTAR AND THA BAG RIPPAD. INSIDA WARA ABOUT FOURTAAN DAAD CATS. FML

Today... ma usband let me know e felt I was ignoring im by jabbing me in te rigt ear wit is erect penis wile I was Skyping wit ma mum overseas. FML

#20110803
110 comments

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On 10/10/2012 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today... ma usband let me know e felt I was ignoring im by jabbing me in te rigt ear wit is erect penis wile I was Skyping wit ma mum overseas. FML

#20110803
110 comments

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On 10/10/2012 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today... my girlfriend texted one of her male friends... saying she's turned off by the thought of sex with me. She suggested a bit of "exercise sex" with him. I'm sure he would have eagerly agreed... if he'd been the one recieving the texts. FML

#20104673
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34665) - you deserved it (2344)

On 10/06/2012 at 7:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday I was on a plane returning to University.. . an I decided to shut my eyes . I opened them about 45 minutes later just as the plane landed to fine I couldn't move at all . I was in sleep paralysis . The air hostesses had to lift me out of my seat . FML

#20090890
97 comments

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On 09/27/2012 at 11:46am - health - by Dave (man) - United Kingdom

TODAY, WHILE AT WORK, I HELPED EX-HUSBAND PICK OUT A RING FIR THE GIRL HE CHEATED ON ME WITH. FML

#20082014
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31767) - you deserved it (6505)

On 09/21/2012 at 11:11am - love - by Sad ex-wife (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)



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