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About Crutches121
I am a 30 year old miss, and I love to ski. I have a 49 year old husband and 2 children of the ages; 10, and 18. Yes I know I had them young but now they have a cool hip-pity hopping mother. I am a sexy beast with an eyebrow piercing. I have a 3 moles on my back, and I love unibrows. I have a 3 pack of muscles on my arm and I am working on the rest. I love romantic walk on the red carpet I have placed in my basement to feel like a pop star. I love you Miley!!!! and JUstin bieber you beat my hubby any day !!! I hope that is enough. Love you all.
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