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crush451
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 972
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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crush451's favorite FMLs

Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML

#17787359
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39155) - you deserved it (2959)

On 09/20/2011 at 10:56am - work - by PC Jones (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML

#17734128
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24963) - you deserved it (9697)

On 09/13/2011 at 2:05am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

#17182266
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31613) - you deserved it (2832)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML

#17145702
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36612) - you deserved it (7829)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

#17109341
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31200) - you deserved it (5266)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

#17080358
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40698) - you deserved it (22804)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

#17068940
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29991) - you deserved it (23568)

On 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by tony456 (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my elderly father-in-law grabbed my breasts in the pool at a family gathering. I'd let it go as an accident if this wasn't the 4th time it happened today. FML

#16002585
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52758) - you deserved it (5059)

On 05/01/2011 at 10:30am - intimacy - by nothanks - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

#15583575
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25317) - you deserved it (32386)

On 04/01/2011 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was texting a girl I like. Every message she sent came ten minutes after I sent her a message. When I told her "I've to go", she responded almost instantly with an "Ok, bye". FML

#15282818
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33278) - you deserved it (9230)

On 03/12/2011 at 9:43am - love - by AuraOfJustice - United States

Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML

#15281927
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15264) - you deserved it (30799)

On 03/12/2011 at 5:53am - misc - by Nerrh - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I realized that my boss is able to read all the emails my coworker and I send each other. Most of them are about how she is such a shitty boss. FML

#15281483
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9426) - you deserved it (38693)

On 03/12/2011 at 3:34am - work - by mommyfairy - United States

Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML

#15281209
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44510) - you deserved it (3570)

On 03/12/2011 at 12:14am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

#15281187
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48245) - you deserved it (8006)

On 03/12/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I was prescribed medicine for anxiety. Without it, my stomach churns all day. With it, I shake uncontrollably and my eyes twitch. Now I have to choose between diarrhea and rude stares from people in public. FML

#15278049
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28059) - you deserved it (2768)

On 03/11/2011 at 7:02pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)



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