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by Anonymous / 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by fecurtis / 01/22/2009 at 9:38am / United States (Virginia) / Geek
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