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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 February 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 82650
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About crownme : I'm cool && I like to meet new people so hit me up && I.m. me on ma sn skillzcriss92

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crownme's favorite FMLs

Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML

#2207384
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62381) - you deserved it (6258)

On 05/23/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by beatricesank (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I thought I'd finally make a step towards getting over my ex-fiancé by flirting with a cute waiter. I left him a note on the bill. He comes back, says "which one of you is [name]?" and leans down close to me to say, "Thanks for your note, but your card was declined." FML

#2203706
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49393) - you deserved it (7633)

On 05/23/2009 at 2:43am - love - by Mel (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML

#2187594
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68529) - you deserved it (25046)

On 05/22/2009 at 6:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote "Cool picture" on his facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply- "Who the fuck are you?". FML

#2182230
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53508) - you deserved it (11315)

On 05/22/2009 at 3:27pm - love - by Invisible (woman) - Switzerland (Basel-Stadt)



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