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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 October 1989 (25 years)
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today my roommate informd me tat one of er scorpions is loose in our apartment again. Great. mega FML

#17895796
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31071) - you deserved it (3016)

On 10/03/2011 at 1:58pm - misc - by Username - United States

today wile working in a jail, I ad to tell an inmate arrested 4 domestic violence tat no, e could not use is pone call to call me at ome. FML

#17892282
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21908) - you deserved it (2018)

On 10/02/2011 at 11:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shrt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shrt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. mega FML

#17891002
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8589) - you deserved it (40115)

On 10/02/2011 at 9:34pm - misc - by hardtoignore - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me 4 another girl . My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong . I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML

#17889211
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24941) - you deserved it (7226)

On 10/02/2011 at 6:14pm - love - by bastard magnet - United States (California)

while I was on the up escalator a small woman in front of me farted directly into mah face. FML

#17884262
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31556) - you deserved it (3025)

On 10/02/2011 at 2:36am - misc - by Emmy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I Was Getting Ready To Perform A Speech In Anthropology On The Globalization Of Public Transportation And How It Bring Culture Together. On The Bus Ride There... The Girls Behind Me Were Discussing Ways To Hide There Track Marks After Injecting. Real FML

#17868500
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20733) - you deserved it (2555)

On 09/30/2011 at 12:50am - work - by nearlythere - Australia

Today, ma violent ousemate qualified 4 a gun license. Se picks up er bolt-action rifle on Wednesday. mega FML

#17863556
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26077) - you deserved it (2693)

On 09/29/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Help. (woman) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull)

Today, mah girlfriend changd her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicatd because I didn't give her mah last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

#17859546
219 comments

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On 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm - love - by danthecomplicate - United States (Kentucky)

today campus sacurity callad ma to lat ma know a lawnmowar crashad into my car. Apparantly tha guy mowing tha lawn lost control. My car wasn't parkad by any grass. I naad a naw bumpar. FML

#17855113
52 comments

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On 09/28/2011 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my moter lecturd me about going to te bar too often. Se did tis wile rolling a joint. FML

#17854622
130 comments

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On 09/28/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today.. . I went out with a guy I really liked fir the first time . He tried to hold mah hands.. . only to be stopped by mah mum.. . jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no u don't!" before slapping him . This isn't the first time this has happened . FML

#17827987
191 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 6:26am - love - by Anonymous - Singapore

Today, mah girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML

#17826284
100 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Leenotgay (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today , mah father was telling me that one of the benefits about his job was that the family could get discounts , then askd if I'd lyk some. My dad's a plastic surgeon. FML

#17826204
83 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 12:17am - work - by ouch. (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... my mom and I heard a thump from inside the coat closet. I opened the door... and something fell on me. My mom... who was behind me... screamed... closed the laundry room door... and ran into the garage... leaving me to face the alleged attacker. It was the vacuum. FML

#17820631
86 comments

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On 09/24/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today I found a picture of my military husband kissing another woman. His excuse? It was photoshoppd. FML

#17817952
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29707) - you deserved it (2869)

On 09/24/2011 at 1:20am - love - by astocks - United States (New York)



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