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About cristy91 : I'm almost 24, and I've been on this site since 2009. I have two dogs, a scorpion and my boyfriend and they are what keep me sane at the moment. I was recently accepted for a PhD program so hopefully in 5 years my life can really begin :)

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Today, there was a a huge storm. There were no buses so I walked for an hour to see my boyfriend of two years who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore and this makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58106) - you deserved it (3527)

On 05/26/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

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