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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About cristy91 : 24 years old with two doggies and a scorp. I'm about to begin pursuing my PhD in analytical chemistry with the intent of ultimately working for either the restoration of the Everglades or as a professor at a university.

*Please do not send me neither flirtatious nor sexual comments*

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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cristy91's favorite FMLs

Today, I picked up my 4-year-old daughter from day care. As we're driving home, a butterfly lands on the windshield. Just as my daughter comments on how pretty the butterfly is, I turned a corner and accidentally hit the windshield wipers and smeared the pretty butterfly across the windshield. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49177) - you deserved it (12247)

On 05/29/2009 at 4:13pm - animals - by reb2632 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40502) - you deserved it (277824)

On 05/26/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Jerrrr (man) - United States (New York)

Today, there was a a huge storm. There were no buses so I walked for an hour to see my boyfriend of two years who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore and this makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60279) - you deserved it (3725)

On 05/26/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

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