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cristy91

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 16599
  • Number of comments : 426
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About cristy91 : 24 years old with two doggies and a scorp. I'm about to begin pursuing my PhD in analytical chemistry with the intent of ultimately working for either the restoration of the Everglades or as a professor at a university.

*Please do not send me neither flirtatious nor sexual comments*

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Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 1:19pm<b>big_sam1991</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 2:46pm<b>trex454</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 4:14pm<b>EmZoWe</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 11:21am<b>FuckThisLogin</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 4:44am<b>ebroks</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 3:49am<b>nickinoodle</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 1:39am<b>SweetMaria</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 12:44pm<b>PinkaLotaPoka</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 12:01am<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 1:28am<b>billboob</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 8:54pm<b>dlToTlb</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 3:08pm<b>itslaelae</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 10:30pm<b>noodlemantra</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 9:39pm<b>stalinquestions</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 2:11pm<b>holymacabre</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 10:53am<b>LissaLuvs</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 2:00pm<b>Kcin18</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 6:04pm

Fucked!<b>miss_fluffybutt</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 9:44pm<b>HairyPunisher</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 6:32am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 11:55pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 9:25pm<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 1:00am<b>tiger820</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 12:00pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 7:10pm<b>arabian22</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 8:43am<b>fastman19</b> - the 09/10/2015 at 12:53pm<b>Hans182</b> - the 09/10/2015 at 6:22am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 11:22pm<b>Epickitty58</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 6:09pm<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 8:01pm<b>jjeffriesftw</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 11:34pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 3:49pm<b>ariasmake1</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 8:32am<b>kyle_s_97</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 7:44am<b>igg125</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 7:07am

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One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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cristy91's favorite FMLs

Today, I picked up my 4-year-old daughter from day care. As we're driving home, a butterfly lands on the windshield. Just as my daughter comments on how pretty the butterfly is, I turned a corner and accidentally hit the windshield wipers and smeared the pretty butterfly across the windshield. FML

by reb2632 / 05/29/2009 at 4:13pm / United States (Michigan) / Transportation

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML

by Jerrrr / 05/26/2009 at 8:22pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, there was a a huge storm. There were no buses so I walked for an hour to see my boyfriend of two years who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore and this makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML

by Anonymous / 05/26/2009 at 5:37pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Transportation