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crissybear
  • Town/Country : Chicago , United States
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  • Number of visits : 684
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About crissybear : Not much to say about me.. I am just your typical city girl. 

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Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6994) - you deserved it (69106)

On 09/21/2010 at 12:49am - animals - by awesome - United States (Arizona)

Today, I realized the guy I like is not deaf. This would normally be good news. However, for the past two weeks I assumed he was deaf after seeing him use sign language. I've been openly talking about him within earshot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6467) - you deserved it (38622)

On 09/14/2010 at 4:00pm - love - by Jackie - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter followed by embarrassment. FML

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On 09/02/2009 at 6:17pm - misc - by Math_Rocker (man) - United States (Indiana)



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