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About crissybear : Not much to say about me.. I am just your typical city girl. 

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Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8778) - you deserved it (78024)

On 09/21/2010 at 12:49am - animals - by awesome - United States (Arizona)

Today, I realized the guy I like is not deaf. This would normally be good news. However, for the past two weeks I assumed he was deaf after seeing him use sign language. I've been openly talking about him within earshot. FML


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On 09/14/2010 at 4:00pm - love - by Jackie - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter followed by embarrassment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21151) - you deserved it (33755)

On 09/02/2009 at 6:17pm - misc - by Math_Rocker (man) - United States (Indiana)

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