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  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 October 1987 (27 years)
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About crimsonlilies : I'm a writer and a reader. An artist and a fighter.

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Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

#20127779
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24925) - you deserved it (3469)

On 10/22/2012 at 1:29am - love - by sausagefingers (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

#20060710
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21961) - you deserved it (9013)

On 09/06/2012 at 5:50pm - love - by WaxOnWaxOff - United States (Colorado)

Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML

#19519043
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11277) - you deserved it (31978)

On 04/23/2012 at 9:48pm - intimacy - by hjkashld (man) - United States

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML

#19464902
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24718) - you deserved it (2809)

On 04/14/2012 at 2:27am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was Skyping with this kid, when his girlfriend started arguing with him. They do this every other week, and there was a bet on when they'd finally break up. I egged the guy on and told him not to take her shit. She ended up dumping him. Now I feel like an asshole, and all for a lousy $20. FML

#19462758
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5833) - you deserved it (41938)

On 04/13/2012 at 7:14pm - love - by c*nt (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML

#19341181
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19329) - you deserved it (2345)

On 03/24/2012 at 9:41pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML

#19131247
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33967) - you deserved it (2651)

On 02/21/2012 at 1:45pm - love - by GeeTwo - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's "therapy" meetings have been with my best friend, in his truck. FML

#18286788
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41259) - you deserved it (3622)

On 11/19/2011 at 3:20am - intimacy - by Aleial - United States

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28162) - you deserved it (11515)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, at work in a liquor store, a man came in to demand a refund because after he "drank the whole bottle of Jack" he "couldn't get it up" for his wife. He thought that alcohol was supposed to be an aphrodisiac, and blamed me personally for his "whiskey dick". FML

#17415009
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32225) - you deserved it (2777)

On 08/09/2011 at 2:24am - intimacy - by OyGeeze28 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at work in a liquor store, a man came in to demand a refund because after he "drank the whole bottle of Jack" he "couldn't get it up" for his wife. He thought that alcohol was supposed to be an aphrodisiac, and blamed me personally for his "whiskey dick". FML

#17415009
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32225) - you deserved it (2777)

On 08/09/2011 at 2:24am - intimacy - by OyGeeze28 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, the only thing that managed to get me out of bed was scrambling to watch my neighbours have a screaming match in the middle of our street about which one of their brain-dead kids spray-painted "CUNT FLAPS" and a rudimentary knob on the communal garage door. FML

#17266152
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20707) - you deserved it (2647)

On 07/26/2011 at 10:05am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

#16667115
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36883) - you deserved it (14290)

On 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Username - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML

#16508942
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64656) - you deserved it (3808)

On 06/05/2011 at 1:17am - love - by dumped - United States (Utah)



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