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Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63995) - you deserved it (3919)

On 06/15/2013 at 12:28am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, at my wedding, the minister forgot to skip the "does anyone object?" part. My mother stood up and gave a lengthy reason, which caused my future in-laws to start shouting. It turned into a small riot, and no, we're not married now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64246) - you deserved it (3449)

On 06/12/2013 at 12:27pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my fiancée told me that she wants us to have an open marriage. She reasons that since she doesn't equate sex with love, there's no logical reason for me to be against her having sex with other people. FML

Today, I got the bill for the flowers my husband arranged to be delivered to me while he's out of town next week. I also got the bill for the flowers he's sending to the floozy he'll be seeing next week while he's out of town. The gift tag for it was: "I can't wait to see you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (55718) - you deserved it (3478)

On 06/05/2013 at 1:02am - love - by Justme (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend lost his temper with me and complained that my "constant" apologies for upsetting him drive him insane, and without thinking, I said I was sorry. He hung up and I haven't heard from him since. FML


Today, I found out my boyfriend is bringing his friends on our trip. I'm now the third wheel on the romantic trip we've planned for a year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53595) - you deserved it (4593)

On 06/04/2013 at 3:11pm - love - by TheThirdWheel - United States (Michigan)

Today, I posted a Facebook status about how I hoped to spend the rest of my life with my boyfriend. A couple of hours later, I saw a comment on it saying he'd never done anything bad enough to deserve that kind of torment. Thanks, mom. FML


Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54312) - you deserved it (3334)

On 05/14/2013 at 6:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I asked my father if he was proud that I have never done drugs, never drank alcohol, never had sex, never had psychological problems, never been to the hospital for something serious, never been in a fight and maintain good grades. He told me I was a boring daughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51483) - you deserved it (18294)

On 05/12/2013 at 1:01am - misc - by peallow (woman) - Puerto Rico

Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML


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On 04/19/2013 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my virginal girlfriend of a year graduated from veterinary school. She can shove her arm shoulder-deep up a cow's ass without blinking, but still feels too insecure to even touch my penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68888) - you deserved it (17911)

On 04/16/2013 at 1:44pm - intimacy - by Gurior - Canada

Today, my Romeo and Juliet style relationship hit an all time low when my boyfriend's parents filed a lawsuit against my parents. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46377) - you deserved it (6185)

On 04/11/2013 at 8:40pm - love - by Juliet (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I offered to pay my boyfriend to buy me flowers. He still refused. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39687) - you deserved it (14960)

On 04/11/2013 at 12:53am - love - by flowerging (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to get my grandparents out of jail, because they were caught having sex in a public place. They excused their actions by saying that you can only be young and stupid once, so if you continue doing stupid actions, you are still young. FML

Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39990) - you deserved it (2548)

On 03/09/2013 at 5:35am - love - by Quiteannoyed (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

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