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cricketsins
  • Town/Country : United states
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

#17709124
572 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17229) - you deserved it (218294)

On 09/10/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

#17686832
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36756) - you deserved it (25390)

On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

#17668852
159 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

#17526290
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31995) - you deserved it (4347)

On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
150 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I was caught whacking off by my mother. She now takes every free moment of her time to read extracts from the Bible to me. FML

#17362990
68 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 2:00am - intimacy - by laughingflame - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML

#17279382
130 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

#17270186
54 comments

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On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML

#17174791
320 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 7:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

#17089310
226 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 1:40am - love - by whyme - United States (California)

Today, my 16 year-old daughter tried to convince me that tampons don't actually work, all because she can still pee with one in. FML

#17069716
196 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 6:23pm - misc - by Username - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
441 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

#16911050
141 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm - love - by nolove4me (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

#16550492
195 comments

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On 06/07/2011 at 7:09pm - love - by fmfb - United States

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52232) - you deserved it (7877)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)



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