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  • Number of visits : 7647
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 2 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Visits<b>Dreamer_in_Time</b> - the 09/02/2016 at 12:26am<b>billboob</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 11:00pm<b>ShooShoo013</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 6:33am<b>anormalperson</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 9:37am<b>Tacogamer20</b> - the 05/31/2016 at 7:20am<b>justiceiscoming</b> - the 05/26/2016 at 10:36pm<b>mr_dour</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 5:12am<b>kawayi</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 5:36pm<b>ibot68</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 4:47pm<b>cloudydays</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 2:24pm<b>zinoxity</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 1:45pm<b>Starfall101</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 10:08am<b>Sinlessgore</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 3:33am<b>floatythefish</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 11:20pm<b>BurnInDemonFire</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 9:48pm<b>Sayeret_Matkal</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 9:35pm<b>atomicfragility</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 7:30pm<b>ndnpride88</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 2:28pm

Fucked!<b>Dreamer_in_Time</b> - the 09/02/2016 at 6:26am<b>eski2015</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 4:36am<b>Host2phats</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 5:18pm<b>Monday_funday</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 3:33pm<b>ThunderLightTSV</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 3:22pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 2:58pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 2:32pm<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 11:27am<b>Myorafield</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 3:02am<b>HairyPunisher</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 9:18pm<b>Torvaltz</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 7:23pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 3:33am<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 1:37pm<b>Radgears47</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 6:55am<b>TheTrainKid</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 5:09am

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cricketsins's favorite FMLs

Today, my house was egged while I went out shopping. When I told my dad about it, he immediately and casually admitted to being the one who did it, asking, "You got a fucking problem with that, son?" I don't know if he's just messing with my head, or if he really did do it. FML

by thefuck / 06/30/2013 at 6:08pm / Ireland (Cavan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML

by breeeeeh / 06/21/2013 at 6:18pm / Love

Today, my husband was in our newborn's room, holding and talking to him. I guess he forgot the baby monitor, because I overheard him say, "Wanna know a secret? Daddy kills people." I really hope he was just quoting Dexter. FML

by imarriedanaxemurderer / 06/18/2013 at 1:01am / United States (Illinois) / Kids

Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML

by Sovekipisse / 06/15/2013 at 6:24pm / France (Pays de la Loire) / Love

Today, my boyfriend and I watched the new movie "The Purge." After the movie, I jokingly asked him that if the U.S. had such a purge in real life, would he participate, and who would he kill first. Without missing a beat, he said, "you." FML

by purged / 06/08/2013 at 7:43pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML

by Anonymous / 04/24/2013 at 2:56pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

by Anon / 04/22/2013 at 3:19am / Singapore / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom broke the news that my dad secretly got married two months ago, to a woman he has been dating for 15 years, and that my parents have actually been divorced for 12 years. They just lied about it this whole time. FML

by too young for this / 04/12/2013 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my friends and I were exchanging stories with one another. I barely got a few sentences in before they started mocking and viciously insulting me for saying "swaggered", claiming it comes from the slang term "swag", and that they never thought I was a "dumbass hipster". Really now? FML

by nice education you've got there / 04/09/2013 at 5:04pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was cast as beast in my high school's production of Beauty and the Beast. My Grandma's input? "At least they won't need any makeup." FML

by Beast / 03/30/2013 at 2:57am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, my psycho abstinence-only sex ed teacher claimed condoms give 50% protection at most against pregnancy. I couldn't help but correct her. She apologized for her "mistake", saying, "It's just that we're not ALL sluts, Kara." Now everyone thinks I'm a raging whore. FML

by Anonymous / 03/22/2013 at 8:34pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML

by Anonymous / 03/13/2013 at 12:57am / United States (Missouri) / Love

Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad came to drive me home. On the way back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML

by ugh / 03/11/2013 at 7:33am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy

Today, the guy in the dorm room next to me was playing very loud metal music. I went next door and kindly asked him to turn it off. He did, so I went back to my room to go back to sleep. It turns out he was using the music to drown out his girlfriend's very loud moans. FML

by ShittyWalls / 03/09/2013 at 8:35am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years decided to tell an unimaginably rude joke to my grandma while at my house. She hit him over the head with a vase, and he's threatening to press charges. I still don't know whose side to take. FML

by Anonymous / 02/23/2013 at 11:13am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous