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Today, mah boss usd Sri to settle a debate we were having in our team meeting. Sri respondd by calling him "Daddy". FML

Today, I came home from work to fine that my grlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

#21361122
460 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44331) - you deserved it (4017)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today I Was Making Out With A Grl I've Liked Fir A Long Time. At One Point She Stopped Kissing Me An Said "You Kiss Like My Brother". I Sat There Dumbstruck As She Went Back To Kissing Me. FML

#21349028
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34395) - you deserved it (2331)

On 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

2day Ma Girlfriend Tougt It Would Be Sexy To Give Me A Naked Massage. Se Straddled Ma Back And Started Rubbing, Ten Se Sneezed And Peed On Me. FML

#21348755
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40361) - you deserved it (4178)

On 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm - love - by bootyislife - United States (Washington)

Today, I was diagnosed with gonorrhea. My dad's reaction was to slowly clap at the news then giggle at his own joke. FML

#21342311
113 comments

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On 01/22/2015 at 3:23pm - health - by annoyed (man) - United States (California)

Today, I caught mah grlfriend Googling how to uninstall Sri. I askd y she wantd to do that, and she said, "I don't lyk it. I don't lyk how the slut talks to you." I get the feeling I'll ned a gunhen I break up with this crazy fucker. mega FML

#21342067
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34059) - you deserved it (5004)

On 01/22/2015 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, wa got a naw Roomba. I sat it to claan an cummad back an hour latar to find shit smaars all ovar tha floor. Apparantly, ona of cats had dona his businass in tha kitchan, an tha Roomba had draggad it around tha antra frst floor of housa. raal FML

#21336619
81 comments

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On 01/13/2015 at 8:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Yesterday, I got 3 different rejection letter mailed to me from the same college. FML

#21320043
69 comments

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On 12/18/2014 at 11:04pm - misc - by ai_lauren (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I beat mah boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumpd me and told me to leave. FML

#21319982
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33434) - you deserved it (3949)

On 12/18/2014 at 9:39pm - love - by I warned him - United States (Georgia)

TODAY MY NEW FRIEND TRIED TO INTRODUCE ME TO ( AMERICAN CULTURE , ) AS I AM NEW TO THE CITY. HE EXPLAINED WAT A HAMBURGER IS AND HOW IT DIFFERS FROM THE ASIAN FOOD I WAS USED TO EATING. I MOVED FROM SEATTLE AND HAVE WORKED AT BURGER KING. FML

#21317624
65 comments

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On 12/14/2014 at 10:30pm - misc - by AsianSensation (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO A CUSTOMER THAT 50% OFF A $50 ITEM DID NOT MAKE THE ITEM FREE. FML

#21307823
101 comments

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On 11/28/2014 at 10:36pm - misc - by idiots - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a dream that I kickd the moon like a soccer ball. It startd swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML

#21300835
40 comments

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On 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today , my boyfriend threatend to break up with me if I don't satisfy his "needs." By "needs" , he means me wearing a diaper during foreplay . mega FML

#21297687
205 comments

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On 11/12/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by honey, no boo-boo (woman) - United States

Today... I was giving mah boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I lookd down... and he had piece of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML

#21291810
146 comments

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On 11/04/2014 at 7:03am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

after waiting fir yeres fir my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight my younger daughter discovered it. FML

#21281374
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32233) - you deserved it (3034)

On 10/19/2014 at 10:20pm - kids - by team hit bella with a car (man) - United States (Maryland)



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