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cricketsins's favorite FMLs
Today, the play I was directing opened. The curtain opened, and my lead actor and actress weren't prepared. I could tell from the looks on their faces as the whole audience saw him balls deep in her, doggy style, on stage. FML
by headinabag33 / 02/14/2016 at 8:57pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/27/2016 at 2:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/04/2016 at 10:14am / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I finally realized the toll working as a cashier 5 days a week during the holidays does to your psyche. I just said "Welcome To Walgreens", out of pure reflex, to my cat as she walked into my kitchen. FML
by Deweyboy / 12/21/2015 at 1:01pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 10/13/2015 at 3:35am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by shitfaced / 09/18/2015 at 1:30pm / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Love
by tkoester / 08/29/2015 at 12:29am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my cousin's husband argued adamantly that the Earth doesn't rotate, and treated me like an idiot when I explained why he was wrong. Not even a video from space of the Earth rotating convinced him. This idiot is a teacher. FML
by Schizomaniac / 08/25/2015 at 1:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/11/2015 at 10:23pm / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Intimacy
by KatzVKatz / 07/24/2015 at 5:51pm / Slovenia (Novo mesto Urban Commune) / Love
Today, my boyfriend's dad helped me put coolant in my car. When I said I wished I could do something in return, he told me to get an abortion so I wouldn't "ruin" his son's life. When I told my boyfriend, he didn't believe me. FML
by father-in-nope / 07/21/2015 at 11:17am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/05/2015 at 11:58am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by cricketsins / 05/14/2015 at 1:11am / United States / Animals
by mags89 / 02/25/2015 at 9:18am / United States / Work
Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML
by Anonymous / 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML Today, my girlfriend's phone was stolen. I have no idea who I've been sexting the entire afternoon.… Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed…