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About crazysicknasty : I'm Lucas but my friends call me crazy,
I play three sports lacrosse basketball and football and like to hang with girls and friends i have little to know spare time but i ride my three horses and i like to go to the mall or go to the movies and/or party all night and day. i'm single btw! send a message to really get know me though cause they call me crazy for a reason. = )~
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
Friday 3 July 2015