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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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crazedinferno's favorite FMLs

Today, I was screamed at and told that I was denying someone's "second amendment" by not letting him through with a gun. I work at the border; he was trying to enter Canada. This is not the first time, and it probably won't be the last. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42567) - you deserved it (5020)

On 04/12/2013 at 6:23am - work - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, it's my 17th birthday, and the first birthday since my mother died, leaving me to live with my previously-absent father. He gave me pretzels and a laser pointer, and said, "Happy birthday, fuckstick". One more year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64022) - you deserved it (3065)

On 04/09/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada



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