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Today, I locked myself out and had to enter my house via the back door. Thinking I was an intruder, my 7-year-old daughter slammed a metal rake into the back of my head. Nice to know she can take care of herself. FML

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138 comments

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On 03/15/2014 at 8:21am - kids - by emergencyroom (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was excited to see a spider skittering across my bathroom floor, because this one was real and not a hallucination. FML

Today, I was shopping, when a man pointed at me and said to his friend, "Her. She's the one." He replied, "Yes, she'll do fine." I'm scared. FML

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

#20939479
73 comments

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On 10/30/2013 at 7:39pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I asked out a guy at work that I really like. He just stared at me and said, "Honestly? I'd rather smash my balls with a mallet. No offense." FML

#20828908
151 comments

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On 08/09/2013 at 10:54am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML

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94 comments

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On 04/14/2013 at 6:20pm - health - by danman (man) - United States

Today, I got a text from an unknown number saying, "You shouldn't be eating that." I was eating a piece of chocolate, cheating on my diet. FML

#20480667
115 comments

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On 01/27/2013 at 12:38am - misc - by LucidNightmare - United States (Colorado)

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML

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On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

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On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "weighing my testicles, you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer". I'm a girl. FML

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On 10/10/2011 at 4:29am - health - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I was supposed to get married but we had to postpone as the best man fled the country. With the marriage certificate and vendor money. Not to mention the rings. FML

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133 comments

Today, I was in English when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I have to walk across my school with a plunger. FML

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301 comments

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On 09/02/2011 at 4:44pm - misc - by d0rk_ - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I found out that the school principal takes all the money from the school fund raisers to buy herself donuts. I'd donated over $100. FML

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187 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 5:20am - money - by Golden~ - Canada (Ontario)

Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I am German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, the teacher loudly laughs at the "irony." Something like this happens whenever I tell people my background. FML

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On 03/06/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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