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crankawank

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About crankawank : I love emus.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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crankawank's favorite FMLs

Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in my day." FML

#20140057
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I agree, your life sucks (25218) - you deserved it (4330)

On 10/30/2012 at 10:27am - misc - by Obi1Shinobi - United States



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