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Today, my friends and I were drinking boba. On the side of the cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid choking on the Boba". I started to laugh at the ridiculousness of the label, and choked on the boba in a coughing fit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12220) - you deserved it (61331)

On 03/13/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friend sent me an instant message, telling me how excited she was that she was accepted to a FIT Summer Program. I told her I was so proud, and that she can finally lose that excess weight. She told me that she meant Fashion Institute of Technology. FML

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On 03/07/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, my physics teacher asked who had implants. I raised my hand. Then he asked me to show him the implants. Shocked at his request I called him a perv. I later discovered he meant dental implants as he was teaching x rays not breast implants. FML

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On 03/07/2009 at 8:40am - misc - by Noname - Pakistan (Islamabad)

Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML

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On 03/07/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by Pissed Off (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my name was called during an assembly because I won some sort of prize. Everyone booed. FML

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On 03/07/2009 at 2:01am - misc - by ladeda (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my name was called during an assembly because I won some sort of prize. Everyone booed. FML

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On 03/07/2009 at 2:01am - misc - by ladeda (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

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On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)



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