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coyotefox

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10423
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About coyotefox : not much to say. I enjoy the mobile app when I'm bored.
I spend most of my free time drawing

coyotefox's page activity

Visits<b>HereToLaughAtU</b> - 10 hours ago<b>ObsidianMoon17</b> - 23 hours ago<b>Triumvirate</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 8:18pm<b>Epikatz</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 6:20am<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 1:28am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 8:09am<b>Scorpio1691</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 2:16pm<b>beaglegal</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 12:00pm<b>brokenjawskhan</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 3:01pm<b>DarksideDoll</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 2:44pm<b>codytallica</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 10:02am<b>nap_thyme</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 1:00am<b>Lesser</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 12:55pm<b>mattzawesome</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 11:34am<b>Mons</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 8:31am<b>DolphinLaser23</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 7:18am<b>katebond</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 9:30am<b>wakemeupplease</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 1:57pm

Fucked!<b>HereToLaughAtU</b> - 4 hours ago<b>ObsidianMoon17</b> - 17 hours ago<b>beaglegal</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 1:30am<b>mattzawesome</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 2:11pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 8:17pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 6:29pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 3:59am<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 3:40am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 11:39pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 9:47pm<b>ElEsThoCle</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 8:10pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 7:28am<b>tygerarmy</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 5:58am<b>CFB_FRS</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 5:53pm<b>MrsWinchester</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 9:08pm<b>annabeth2397</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 4:59pm<b>mine___turtles10</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 5:40pm<b>RA91</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 12:51pm

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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coyotefox's favorite FMLs

Today, marks the fourth day in a row that I've worn the same outfit to prove to my parents that they pay me no attention. They still haven't noticed. FML

#21405167
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17020) - you deserved it (1970)

On 05/05/2015 at 3:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I overheard my 14-year-old daughter telling her friend that she's saving money to get her hymen surgically removed so her first time won't hurt. FML

#21405071
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21042) - you deserved it (2114)

On 05/05/2015 at 11:31am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said, "Sure, but not yet." As we've been together for five years, I was a bit confused, but she cleared that up with, "Not until your dad has died, I don't want him to ruin my wedding with a bad toast." FML

#21405053
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25059) - you deserved it (2032)

On 05/05/2015 at 10:44am - love - by inheritance (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I was talking to a cute guy at my house party and had to fart. Luckily, it was silent. Unluckily, he smelled it, thought my house had a gas leak, and ran to the basement to check the pipes and ensure our safety. FML

#21404933
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20882) - you deserved it (4291)

On 05/05/2015 at 1:41am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while riding the subway a homeless man got on asking for money. I went to give him a dollar but he refused because I was "of the Asian persuasion." FML

#21404625
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21055) - you deserved it (1553)

On 05/04/2015 at 5:02pm - misc - by Malíya - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got screamed at to the point of tears by a Starbucks employee for "giving an obviously fake name" to confuse one of the employees. I told her my real name. My name is Ian. FML

#21404461
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26472) - you deserved it (2064)

On 05/04/2015 at 12:28pm - misc - by to_complicated_4_u - United States (New York)

Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML

#21403907
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25530) - you deserved it (1925)

On 05/03/2015 at 12:55pm - misc - by umyuck - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML

#21403515
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25748) - you deserved it (4376)

On 05/02/2015 at 5:59pm - misc - by Upside-Down Sleeper. - United States (Maryland)

Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML

#21403442
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26874) - you deserved it (3185)

On 05/02/2015 at 2:39pm - misc - by gross - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I clogged the toilet in the one-man bathroom at the corner store, with a line of about 5 people waiting outside. FML

#21403375
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25184) - you deserved it (3956)

On 05/02/2015 at 12:36pm - misc - by imtheshit - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today, a guy at work told me I look like a famous celebrity. I was flattered, until he remembered the celebrity's name: Steve Buscemi. That wouldn't be a compliment, even if I weren't a 24-year-old woman. FML

#21403358
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23987) - you deserved it (2017)

On 05/02/2015 at 11:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

#21403147
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28854) - you deserved it (3148)

On 05/01/2015 at 10:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

#21402394
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22927) - you deserved it (5857)

On 04/30/2015 at 2:48pm - work - by nerderer (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML

Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

#21401745
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32558) - you deserved it (4479)

On 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)



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