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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 July 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 20803
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About coyotefox : not much to say. I enjoy the mobile app when I'm bored.
I spend most of my free time drawing or playing halo

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Visits<b>notmedo</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 8:18pm<b>chrisjw27</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 5:54pm<b>Soninuva</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 2:30am<b>stryder9090</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 2:51pm<b>SkyrimGamerMoM</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 2:29pm<b>TheOneButNotOnly</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 3:59pm<b>Teyros</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 9:38pm<b>Adamjohn82</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 6:02pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 10:30am<b>superfav</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 10:33pm<b>bigwell</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 6:47am<b>Swizzles</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 1:24am<b>tranced_</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 7:29pm<b>Jabroni_Cool</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 3:02am<b>james_logan</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 6:21pm<b>Rented_eyebrows</b> - the 06/15/2016 at 2:06pm<b>MarkiMoo</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 1:33am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 3:31pm

Fucked!<b>TheOneButNotOnly</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 9:59pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 5:59am<b>MDoremis</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 9:25pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 1:30pm<b>Kuibe</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 11:42pm<b>jelrid</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 8:45pm<b>bigmusclebro</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 9:40am<b>Stazza11</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 1:54am<b>george_s_4</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 2:26am<b>TotFCerberus</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 12:55am<b>igg125</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 10:42pm<b>MarkTheMintMan</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 7:14pm<b>Bonngoo</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 7:44pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 1:36pm<b>soullyfe</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 1:30am<b>3051628</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 8:10pm<b>fml0505</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 4:27am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 11:10am

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coyotefox's favorite FMLs

Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML

by Ya_I_said_it / 07/26/2016 at 11:31am / Miscellaneous

Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog that had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML

by notapetkiller / 07/26/2016 at 2:12am / United States (New York) / Animals

Today, I was checking my kitten's neutering stitches when he farted so hard that a stray piece of cat shit shot out and hit me in the eye. FML

by BodyElectric / 07/26/2016 at 1:06am / Animals

Today, my budgie learned to fly, having finally outgrown his clipped wings. He flew straight over the gate, out the door and into my dogs jaws. FML

by InsanityShard / 07/25/2016 at 11:26pm / Australia (Queensland) / Animals

Today, I got fired from my first job because of the herpes on my lip. It was actually a 2nd degree burn from soup that splashed on to my lips when I was serving it but my manager doesn't believe me. FML

by mog907 / 07/25/2016 at 2:31pm / United States (Alaska) / Work

Today, I told my husband that I think he has ADHD. He was offended and began to argue, then he got distracted by a dog outside. FML

by hannamacintosh / 07/25/2016 at 10:13am / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, after months of putting up with it, I finally asked my manager not to put me on shifts with this old guy who is racist, sexist and lazy. This was how I found out that he died over the weekend. FML

by fmlsheffgirl / 07/25/2016 at 7:52am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Work

Today, my friend and I were brushing our teeth, standing side by side. We both have a sympathy gag reflex. He brushed his tongue and gagged, which caused me to gag. So we had a never ending gag-fest until we both began throwing up and couldn't stop until one of us could manage to hold it in. FML

by StateOfEuphoria / 07/24/2016 at 6:52pm / United States (Mississippi) / Health

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Today, my family, grandma included, took some time to discuss whether or not olive oil is a suitable substitute for lube. FML

by Uh_Oh_Bro / 07/24/2016 at 1:58pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. FML

by jaci / 07/24/2016 at 11:27am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left, I was carrying her downstairs and tripped. Try calling your parents from the hospital and explaining that their daughter, who can't even crawl yet, has a broken leg. FML

by ulrika / 07/23/2016 at 9:09pm / United States (Florida) / Kids

Today, what was meant to be a fun hour-long paddle with a friend turned into a 5 hour ordeal involving a coast guard helicopter, an ambulance, a hospital visit and a ruined canoe. FML

by Anonymous / 07/23/2016 at 6:02pm / Health

Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML

by Anonymous / 07/22/2016 at 6:01pm / Love

Today, I'm so deprived of female attention that I got a hard-on when a nurse told me I have beautiful veins. FML

by i fuckin love habaneros / 07/22/2016 at 3:19pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, I had to deal with yet another day of people looking at my name tag and saying "You know nothing, John Snow." with a shit-eating grin, like they're the wittiest people alive. Then I had to deal with my boss telling me to lighten up, because it's "just a joke". FML

by Anonymous / 07/22/2016 at 1:19pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Work