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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 July 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 22167
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About coyotefox : not much to say. I enjoy the mobile app when I'm bored.
I spend most of my free time drawing or playing GTA 5

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Visits<b>ItnHmn</b> - 11 hours ago<b>stevenJB</b> - yesterday at 9:23am<b>dakotadavisbruh</b> - the 09/26/2016 at 12:59am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 09/22/2016 at 1:27pm<b>baxeh</b> - the 09/20/2016 at 4:25pm<b>DeliMeat08</b> - the 09/13/2016 at 5:05am<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 1:34pm<b>eyepuppy</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 8:54am<b>Luzeamus</b> - the 09/09/2016 at 11:22pm<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 09/08/2016 at 2:00pm<b>Arnoud</b> - the 09/08/2016 at 1:11am<b>2simz</b> - the 09/06/2016 at 11:09pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 09/06/2016 at 10:31pm<b>iamscott</b> - the 09/06/2016 at 1:05pm<b>Sayeret_Matkal</b> - the 09/05/2016 at 3:52pm<b>dougschoonmaker</b> - the 08/30/2016 at 1:22am<b>kintoki25</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 8:38am<b>thomas5915</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 10:54am

Fucked!<b>stevenJB</b> - yesterday at 3:14am<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 09/26/2016 at 8:47pm<b>DeliMeat08</b> - the 09/13/2016 at 11:05am<b>dougschoonmaker</b> - the 08/30/2016 at 7:22am<b>Luzeamus</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 6:30am<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 7:57am<b>NephilimPie</b> - the 08/12/2016 at 3:39am<b>TheOneButNotOnly</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 9:59pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 5:59am<b>MDoremis</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 9:25pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 1:30pm<b>Kuibe</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 11:42pm<b>jelrid</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 8:45pm<b>bigmusclebro</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 9:40am<b>Stazza11</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 1:54am<b>george_s_4</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 2:26am<b>TotFCerberus</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 12:55am<b>igg125</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 10:42pm

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coyotefox's favorite FMLs

Today, I was so proud I'd fixed the toilet with a hardware store part without even having to call a plumber. As I happily put the lid back on the tank, I dropped the lid, which broke the tank, spilling water everywhere. Now I need a new toilet, a new floor, and I have to call the plumber. FML

by HomeChump / 09/28/2016 at 1:49am / United States (Illinois) / Money

Today, two months into my new marketing job, I presented my first webinar live to over 300 people. Half the audience complained about the horrible sound quality, saying all they could hear was a Mickey Mouse squeaky sound. Turns out it wasn't the sound quality, it was my voice. FML

by Anonymous / 09/27/2016 at 5:29pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, while on break from work, I went to the cafeteria and bought cheese cubes. One of my coworkers, who is usually very pleasant, asked to try some and I said yes. She ate all the cheddar cubes in the bowl, which are the only ones I like. I wasted $3 for someone else to eat my food. FML

by IJustWantedCheez / 09/27/2016 at 1:37pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML

by ashleighsheba / 09/27/2016 at 12:43pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love

Today, I finally found the single flaw in my perfect boyfriend. It's herpes. Genital herpes. FML

by Yikes / 09/27/2016 at 12:34am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy

Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML

by awkward / 09/26/2016 at 5:31pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love

Today, during a regular checkup at the dentist, I got a wisdom tooth pulled out which resulted in me looking like a fat hamster. Tomorrow is my first day as an English teacher in high school. FML

by toeloezz / 09/26/2016 at 2:02pm / Netherlands / Work

Today, it's my last day at my job because I'm moving to another city. My boss handed me a card and chocolates. The same boss that didn't sign the card because, "Even though you're a great employee, I probably won't remember your name in a fortnight." I've been there three years. FML

by Bawsack / 09/26/2016 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of) / Work

Today, I went downstairs completely naked to get water, completely forgetting that my daughter had a sleepover and they were in the living room. The ice dispenser woke some of them up, including my daughter. FML

by Anonymous / 09/25/2016 at 7:22am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got my dog some weight loss formula food, as she is very overweight. This new food makes her have horrible gas. FML

by Anonymous / 09/25/2016 at 12:27am / United States (Arkansas) / Animals

Today, I bought a friendship bracelet. I'm not sure what's sadder, the fact that I don't actually have a friend to give the other half to, or that I'm actually wearing one of them so it looks like I have friends. FML

by very very lonely / 09/24/2016 at 12:18am / Miscellaneous

Today, my brother called me up. He said he needed to talk to me. Whenever someone says that, I naturally I get nervous. He said, "I gave one of my friends your number." I was shocked and asked why. "Your life makes me sad." FML

by KayKay / 09/23/2016 at 2:33am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, I started a new job as a school bus driver. I was sent on the hardest route in the area, and not 5 minutes in I came across a broke down truck in the middle of the road. I was stuck behind him for over an hour with a bus full of elementary school kids. FML

by ljennette25 / 09/23/2016 at 12:51am / United States (Indiana) / Work

Today, in an effort to be fitter, I joined a Pilates class. Ten minutes into it, I dropped a 10-pound dumbbell on my face. I now have a horrific looking black eye, and half of my cheek is a mottled green color. Not to mention the cut above my eye that needed 4 stitches. FML

by Rowaelin16 / 09/22/2016 at 11:31pm / United States (Illinois) / Health

Today, I tried to have a relaxing soak in the tub. The giant wolf spider that was already in the tub didn't like me trying to set it free outside. It ran right across my feet and back into my house when I dumped it out of a cup outside. I screamed like a little girl. FML

by nopenopenopenope / 09/22/2016 at 11:28pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals