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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 July 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 20104
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About coyotefox : not much to say. I enjoy the mobile app when I'm bored.
I spend most of my free time drawing or playing halo

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Visits<b>tin_cup</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 9:26am<b>tranced_</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 7:29pm<b>Jabroni_Cool</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 3:02am<b>james_logan</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 6:21pm<b>Rented_eyebrows</b> - the 06/15/2016 at 2:06pm<b>Teyros</b> - the 06/12/2016 at 6:52pm<b>MarkiMoo</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 1:33am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 3:31pm<b>MDoremis</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 3:25pm<b>Sayeret_Matkal</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 3:58pm<b>robsmit98</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 10:41am<b>Vitani_Verci</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 4:36pm<b>Magnoxidans</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 3:24am<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 7:30am<b>bigwell</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 7:28am<b>Syruphs</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 2:33am<b>Kuibe</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 2:01am<b>phantomxbg</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 8:43pm

Fucked!<b>tranced_</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 5:59am<b>MDoremis</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 9:25pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 1:30pm<b>Kuibe</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 11:42pm<b>jelrid</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 8:45pm<b>bigmusclebro</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 9:40am<b>Stazza11</b> - the 04/04/2016 at 1:54am<b>george_s_4</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 2:26am<b>TotFCerberus</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 12:55am<b>igg125</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 10:42pm<b>MarkTheMintMan</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 7:14pm<b>Bonngoo</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 7:44pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 1:36pm<b>soullyfe</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 1:30am<b>3051628</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 8:10pm<b>fml0505</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 4:27am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 11:10am<b>Crazion</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 5:13am

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coyotefox's favorite FMLs

Today, my dog chewed up my $120 dildo. Goodbye, sex life. FML

by Anonymous / 06/26/2016 at 8:22am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals

Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML

by Sfg_926 / 06/26/2016 at 1:02am / United States (Oregon) / Work

Today, I was babysitting my young cousins who are obsessed with Narnia. So to appease them, we checked every closet in the house. We never did find Narnia, but we did find sex toys. Lots of them. FML

by awkward explanation / 06/25/2016 at 5:08pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy

Today, I was taking a hike through the Appalachians. I lost my balance in a steep area, and grabbed for a root along the trail above me. It turned to not be a root, but a large, angry snake. FML

by anonymous / 06/25/2016 at 4:03pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML

by smellymcgee / 06/25/2016 at 1:21pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, my father-in-law is still introducing me to family friends as his son's girlfriend. I have been married to his son for 5 years, we have a child together and another on the way. FML

by Anonymous / 06/24/2016 at 11:29pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I lost my virginity. It was painful, but not as painful as my boyfriend asking afterwards: "Um... did you use to be a guy?" FML

Today, my sister played a prank by pretending to break into my house. I ended up nailing her in the chest with my baseball bat. Now all of my family is bitching and wants me to pay the medical bills. FML

by BlueBaronBitch / 06/24/2016 at 10:59am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

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Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML

by anal-retentive / 06/23/2016 at 4:00pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, my best friend told me she's been in love with me for over 4 years. I'm getting married to the man of my dreams in a month and she's supposed to be my bridesmaid. "Awkward" doesn't even begin to describe our friendship right now. FML

by Mimo / 06/23/2016 at 6:18am / Egypt / Love

Today, I told the cute girl in my office that she looked like she listened to country music, as an icebreaker. She blankly stared at me for what felt like forever, and responded with, "That's the worst thing you could say to a person," and walked away. She hasn't talked to me since. FML

by Crushgonewrong / 06/22/2016 at 5:42pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I was in a clothing store with my girlfriend. I saw the ugliest hat ever on a hat shelf, tried it on and said to my girlfriend, "Look at this ugly hat, it's absolutely horrible. It's even dirty." An old woman stood next to me said, "Well no wonder it's ugly, it's mine." FML

by Anonymous / 06/22/2016 at 5:15pm / Finland (Southern Finland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I heard someone try to get into my back garden. I ran to the front door, opened it and shouted at whoever it was. I then saw a police officer appear, following the person who'd jumped my fence. I then realised I wasn't wearing any trousers. I'd shouted at the police half naked. FML

by Sammmmi / 06/22/2016 at 2:35pm / United Kingdom (Renfrewshire) / Miscellaneous

Today, I told my friend I'm going vegetarian. He's now calling me "Reek" after the guy from Game of Thrones, because I'm apparently a "dickless loser" now. FML

by Reek / 06/22/2016 at 10:29am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I learned the hard way not to keep my own cash in my pocket while working as a cashier, when I was forced to give $30 to a scamming customer. FML

by Iknowitlooksbad / 06/22/2016 at 1:16am / Work