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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 17011
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About coyotefox : not much to say. I enjoy the mobile app when I'm bored.
I spend most of my free time drawing or playing halo

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coyotefox's favorite FMLs

Today, while driving on the motorway, I sneezed so hard my contacts popped out. FML

#21525728
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9361) - you deserved it (640)

On 02/13/2016 at 4:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)

Today, a teacher told me in all seriousness that she believes my son, who has severe learning difficulties, is likely demonically possessed. I'm sorry, but what century are we living in? Now I have to get him moved to another school so he doesn't have to be in the care of this nutjob. FML

#21525510
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16019) - you deserved it (1257)

On 02/12/2016 at 1:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a short guy asked me how the world looked "up there", as I'm really tall. I decided to lift him up so he could see for himself. I failed both times I tried, to the great amusement of everyone watching. FML

#21525498
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14458) - you deserved it (5041)

On 02/12/2016 at 1:22pm - misc - by SK8WITME (man) - India

Today, I experienced one of those moments in life you never forget. I walked into a homeless man masturbating in a parking garage stairwell. FML

#21525394
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16460) - you deserved it (1173)

On 02/12/2016 at 4:00am - intimacy - by scarredforlife (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I got my very first tattoo. Excited, I sent a picture to my best friend. Her response? "You're joking, right?" FML

Today, while I was cleaning, listening to music and sometimes singing along, I heard a knock on my front door. I turned off the music and opened the door to the police, who stated they had to investigate reports of "repeated female screams" coming from my apartment. I'm a 23 year old man. FML

#21525261
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16395) - you deserved it (1812)

On 02/11/2016 at 7:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out how painful it is to static shock the tip of your dick. FML

#21525225
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14953) - you deserved it (4377)

On 02/11/2016 at 4:51pm - intimacy - by Electro (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was hanging out with a friend out of state. He had some friends with him and we were all having a great time, until they found out I live in Utah. They instantly assumed I was Mormon and started to act weird around me. This is a frequent occurrence. FML

#21525041
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17887) - you deserved it (1621)

On 02/11/2016 at 1:06am - misc - by Poppleton99 - United States (Utah)

Today, I came inside a girl's vagina by accident. Neither one of us wants her to be pregnant, and I had to spend half an hour with her sitting on my face, while I sucked my own cum out of her. I don't even know if this will work. FML

#21524955
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8298) - you deserved it (43891)

On 02/10/2016 at 9:12pm - intimacy - by nickncik (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML

#21524824
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19967) - you deserved it (1669)

On 02/10/2016 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML

#21524799
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17452) - you deserved it (1165)

On 02/10/2016 at 11:57am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my aunt informed me that my dad thinks my boyfriend is a loser deadbeat because he hasn't proposed to me after two years of dating and co-habitation. He hasn't asked because I already made it very clear I have no interest in marriage. FML

#21524771
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18087) - you deserved it (4045)

On 02/10/2016 at 10:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while driving around with my brother and his idiotic friends, one of them decided it would be a brilliant idea to throw a hot sauce packet out of the car window at a moving vehicle. I've never seen someone angry enough to stop and get out of a vehicle that fast. FML

Today, I sat in my hotel room bathroom in dead silence for 30 minutes while I waited for the cleaning staff to stop watching TV and drinking beer from the minibar, so that I could finish using the toilet. FML

#21524700
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17281) - you deserved it (3152)

On 02/10/2016 at 4:09am - misc - by mn051299 - Switzerland (Schwyz)



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