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coyotefox

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13103
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About coyotefox : not much to say. I enjoy the mobile app when I'm bored.
I spend most of my free time drawing

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Fucked!<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 7:21pm<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 3:49pm<b>mitch34</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 8:28am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 11:23pm<b>James_is_Mexican</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 9:00pm<b>MrDonSalvetti</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 6:11pm<b>BananaCoconutty</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 5:45pm<b>ObsidianMoon17</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 4:42am<b>beaglegal</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 1:30am<b>mattzawesome</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 2:11pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 8:17pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 6:29pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 3:59am<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 3:40am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 11:39pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 9:47pm<b>ElEsThoCle</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 8:10pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 7:28am

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coyotefox's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sent to the principal's office because I refused to take my earbuds out. Those "earbuds" are my hearing aids. FML

#21435419
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31507) - you deserved it (1486)

On 07/02/2015 at 2:59pm - misc - by Deaf - United States (California)

Today, I heard my skinny 14-year-old daughter tell her friend, "Ugh, I wish I had leukemia or something so that I could lose weight." Yes, she actually said that. FML

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "ha when losers send you flowers". FML

#21435086
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27627) - you deserved it (1977)

On 07/01/2015 at 10:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my dad texted me, saying "My dicks so hard 4 u". I'm desperately hoping he meant to send that to his girlfriend instead. FML

#21434895
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26949) - you deserved it (1749)

On 07/01/2015 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML

#21434596
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25098) - you deserved it (7543)

On 06/30/2015 at 10:21pm - health - by quiet_screaming_ - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my docile gerbil was startled by a car alarm. He dove into my tank top and bit straight through my nipple. FML

#21434340
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23130) - you deserved it (2257)

On 06/30/2015 at 12:02pm - animals - by piercednipple (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, at my job at a ceramics store, I was loading a $300 statuette into a woman's car when I saw a dismembered foot in the trunk. I was so startled that I dropped the statuette and it shattered. Turns out the foot was fake and now my boss says I have to pay for the damage. FML

#21434324
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22155) - you deserved it (5228)

On 06/30/2015 at 11:33am - work - by AIienware -

Today, I was working at a fast food restaurant when I cut my hand. There was a good amount of blood flowing out so I ran to my manager and asked where the first aid kit was. He then picked up a washcloth and some tape and handed it to me. FML

#21433911
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22237) - you deserved it (1564)

On 06/29/2015 at 4:34pm - work - by Greattitan2 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found an unfamiliar ring in my purse. Thinking it was fake, I gave it to a little girl. Thanks to my mother, I later found out that the ring was my grandmother's and it was made of gold and had a real ruby. My mother added that my grandmother trusted me to keep it in our family. FML

#21433516
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17767) - you deserved it (27284)

On 06/28/2015 at 10:02pm - kids - by AddictiveAddicted - United States (Colorado)

Today, my parents heard about the decision to make same-sex marriage legal in all states. They're so outraged that they're even talking about getting a house in Canada. They're in for a surprise. FML

#21432698
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28923) - you deserved it (2301)

On 06/27/2015 at 5:38am - misc - by MovingtoCanada (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my husband ruined the laundry once again. He forgot to empty his pants pockets before washing them. Last time he left an ink pen in them. This time it was a strawberry. FML

#21432612
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23213) - you deserved it (2151)

On 06/27/2015 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

#21432533
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30826) - you deserved it (2145)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my brother tried cremating our deceased cat. In the oven. My nose has killed itself. FML

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

#21432294
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24005) - you deserved it (1719)

On 06/26/2015 at 12:29pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML

#21431826
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26222) - you deserved it (5920)

On 06/25/2015 at 3:16pm - misc - by sweetsixteenyay - United Kingdom (Caerphilly)



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