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Today, I discovered why my boss kept on scheduling me to work doubles almost every day. It wasn't because she knew I needed the extra money; she was hoping that my boyfriend would break up with me because I'm never home, and date her instead. It worked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68014) - you deserved it (4415)

On 04/23/2013 at 4:17am - love - by mybossisanass (woman) - United States

Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47632) - you deserved it (4902)

On 04/09/2013 at 2:01pm - health - by Anonymous - United States



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