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courtneynicoley

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 281
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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courtneynicoley's favorite FMLs

Today, I overheard a large group of my friends and acquaintances making spontaneous plans to go see a movie that afternoon. I was the only person not invited. Normally I would have believed their excuse that they thought I was "sick at home", except I was sitting a few feet away the entire time. FML

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91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28032) - you deserved it (2360)

On 04/09/2015 at 2:25am - misc - by ifeelsoloved (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML

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80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23422) - you deserved it (15921)

On 03/17/2015 at 12:52pm - health - by Iwtumn (woman) - Austria

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend when I began dozing off. I was then awoken by an explosive fart. It was me. FML

Today, my best friend, who I've been in love with for nearly a decade, asked me to help him set up an online dating profile. During our 4-hour conversation, as he waded through the profiles, he complained that it was impossible for him to find a girl to have a meaningful conversation with. FML

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157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41771) - you deserved it (6355)

On 10/01/2014 at 9:33pm - love - by EosThorn (woman) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today, I discovered I have epilepsy. 10 years ago, I told my mother about my frequent fits of vertigo, deja vu, nausea, flashes of memory and strange sounds, smells, and images, coupled with an other-worldly feeling. I thought they were holy visions. So did she. FML



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