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About countryrose92 : Love, hope, beauty, life, friends, family, and sarcasm. All the good things in life. :-P
Everything changes when you have a child. Suddenly life isn't about you anymore, it's all about them and what your going to do to protect them.
Psychology states that if two lovers break up but remain friends then they are either still in love, or were never in love to begin with.
My sons the bomb-diggity most awesome-sauce kid ever.
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Today, I disproved a scientific theory created by my supervisor. He was furious and said that I shouldn't have tried to disprove him. He told me to continue working with his theory and now he threatens to fire me if I publish my work. FML
Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Monday 5 October 2015