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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 October 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 345
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, I met up with an old friend of mine who acts in a TV show. I hadn't seen him in a long time, but I'd been watching episodes of the show almost daily, so when he showed up I could only see him as his TV character and not as my friend. I ended up calling him by his character's name. FML


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On 04/16/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Confused (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I overheard my mum tell my sister that she should make me a bridesmaid at her wedding. My sister scoffed, "She looks like Shamu, mum. I can't have THAT in my wedding pics." followed by laughter and my mum saying, "Touché." FML


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On 01/17/2014 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML


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Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML


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Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML


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