About cottoncandymango : Movie enthusiast, ice cream addict, full-time chocolate lover, and procrastinator extraordinaire. I love Italian food, naps, and being happy. ♡
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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
cottoncandymango's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 06/29/2013 at 11:09am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/29/2013 at 10:57am / United States / Miscellaneous
by the_lonely_life / 06/26/2013 at 9:02pm / United States / Intimacy
by VictoriaLeavitt / 06/24/2013 at 8:35pm / United States (Nevada) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/24/2013 at 12:41pm / Belgium / Animals
Today, my husband finally returned from his 18-month deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from my Aunt. She was hiding in our closet the whole time to surprise us with cake for his safe return. FML
by jgtrflynn / 06/24/2013 at 12:37am / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
by joe / 06/23/2013 at 7:36pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…