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About cottoncandymango : Movie enthusiast, ice cream addict, full-time chocolate lover, and procrastinator extraordinaire. I love Italian food, naps, and being happy. ♡

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Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up fir years, buten I saw te pack I just couldn't elp myself. One taste was enoug to make me finis off teole pack. Nobody knows tat I've fallen off te wagon and I'm so asamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuit again. real FML

#20786268
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44406) - you deserved it (32470) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/16/2013 at 9:18am - health - by Aliiiice (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

#20784153
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50248) - you deserved it (3452)

On 07/15/2013 at 12:47pm - love - by leeceetaylor99 - United States (Texas)

Today, mah driving instructor faild me on mah test, because I forgot to turn the air conditioning off after parking. FML

#20780305
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60536) - you deserved it (5413)

On 07/13/2013 at 4:40pm - misc - by WOW (man) - Kenya

Today , I got lost , and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well , because the next time I passed by , the police were waiting 4 me. FML

#20776976
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44111) - you deserved it (3926)

On 07/12/2013 at 12:36am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today , my 13-yaar-old daughtar and I want to a tropical thamad rastaurant!! Sha wantad a strawbarry Daiquiri , so I askad tha waitrass for a virgin strawbarry Daiquiri!! My daughtar than said , "But dad , I'm not a virgin." FML

#20775827
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (100064) - you deserved it (11688)

On 07/11/2013 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

YESTERDAY MY COLLEGE ENGLISH TEACHER TOLD ME IF I WANTED AN EXPLANATION FIR MY GRADE I WOULD HAVE TO SCHEDULE A CONFERENCE TO COME TO HER OFFICE. IT'S AN ONLINE CLASS. I TOOK AN ONLINE CLASS BECAUSE I CAN'T COME IN. FML

#20774966
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39538) - you deserved it (3897)

On 07/10/2013 at 8:15pm - work - by myl1f3isfuct (woman) - United States

Today, 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

#20774208
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53306) - you deserved it (7832)

On 07/10/2013 at 12:38pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a message from mah brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead fir two years . FML

#20773595
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76272) - you deserved it (3863)

On 07/10/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Wtf (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me cuz she felt that her puppy was lonelyhile we datd. FML

#20771661
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48639) - you deserved it (4597)

On 07/09/2013 at 12:38am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today , I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically-incorrect , I loose mah boner . FML

#20766909
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47506) - you deserved it (19059)

On 07/06/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by BlueB (man) - United States

Today, I Went Over Grlfriend Of 3 Months House 4 The Frst Time. As We Walked Through The Door, I Was Greeted By A Little Grl Whose Frst Words To Me Were, ( Are You Daddy? ) FML

#20766295
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52236) - you deserved it (4469)

On 07/06/2013 at 12:17am - love - by walker - United States

Today, I found out that my parents spent all of the money in my college looool fund to pay fir my cat to be flown to LA and audition fir a movie!! big fat FML

#20764588
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64649) - you deserved it (3759)

On 07/05/2013 at 2:11am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

today the massive bogey that had been dangling precariously from my manager's nose for half an hour finally detached itself. Into my coffee. FML

#20761277
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45519) - you deserved it (4938)

On 07/03/2013 at 5:09am - work - by melons (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

TODAY, I WENT TO THE DOCTOR TO HAVE MAH ANNUAL CHECK-UP. AFTER THE DOCTOR MADE ME WADDLE ACROSS THE ROOM TOWARDS HIM, HOP ON ONE FOOT FOR THRTY SECONDS, AND THEN LAY ON MAH STOMACH AND DO THE WORM, HE FINALLY SAID, "OK, THAT WASN'T REALLY PART OF THE CHECK-UP. YOU'RE LARGE ON THE HIPS. LAY OFF THE CHEETOS." FML

#20760331
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44411) - you deserved it (11695)

On 07/02/2013 at 7:16pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today , Mah Father Informd Me That I Was Born Only Because Mah Mom Lid About Bieng On Birth Control. Mega FML

#20755318
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45066) - you deserved it (2804)

On 06/30/2013 at 12:45am - misc - by unfortunate (man) - United States



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