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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 February 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 142
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About cotteb : Seattle raised, County of Kilkenny, Ireland born. Bachelor of Science in Criminology/Criminal Justice and a second in business. Work as a sous chef for a Cajun restaurant. Want to know more? Just ask

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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