About cotteb : Seattle raised, County of Kilkenny, Ireland born. Bachelor of Science in Criminology/Criminal Justice and a second in business. Work as a sous chef for a Cajun restaurant. Want to know more? Just ask
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, when I returned from holiday, I discovered my best friend taught my parrot dirty phrases for… Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he put me through so much heartache last year was… Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of a bra he claimed I left at his house. I know every single…
- Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, I’m a babysitter for a 4 year-old little girl. All afternoon, I attended Barbie’s murder and… Today, a young woman on the subway asked me to hold her pocket mirror open in front of her. I asked…