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costumeparty
  • Town/Country : California, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 February 1999 (15 years)
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About costumeparty : Being in high school, sometimes it's nice to read things that imply there are worse fates.

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Today, I was admiring a beautiful painting I had hung in my bedroom. My brother kindly pointed out that when flipped upside down, it takes the shape of a lunatic girl with bleeding eyes. Now I can't unsee it. FML

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On 12/16/2013 at 4:54pm - misc - by nightmarestonite - Canada

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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On 12/12/2013 at 4:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, the Star Wars Cantina song had been stuck in my head since I woke up, as my brother was humming it. I finally managed to get it out of my head. Then my mom started to whistle it. It's stuck in my head again. FML

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On 05/07/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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