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Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, mah 8 year old son decidd to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well playd son. FML

#6937557
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30906) - you deserved it (6948)

On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)

Today... I mat a closa friand of mah husband fir tha frst tima. Sha told ma it was amazing that I agraad to ba in an opan marriaga an askad if sax was ward knowing ha'd slapt with othar woman. No... tha sax wasn't ward... bacausa wa'ra not in an opan marriaga. FML

#6067617
32 comments

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On 10/30/2009 at 5:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

TODAY, I GOT AN EMAIL FROM THE COMPANY THAT MANAGES MY CAT'S MICROCHIP INFORMING ME THAT I HAD TO UPDATE MY INFORMATION THAT HAD BEEN ENTERED BY THE LOCAL HUMANE SOCIETY. APPARENTLY, THEY LISTED MY CAT ( CORAL ) AS THE OWNER, AND ME AS THE PET. TO CHANGE IT, THEY NEEDED THE CAT'S SIGNATURE. FML

#5663418
126 comments

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On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I told ma usband I wanted a divorce. He told me e didn't. End of discussion. FML

#5525273
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41557) - you deserved it (16592)

On 09/28/2009 at 11:14am - misc - by jentown11 (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I MET BOYFRIEND'S FATHER 4 THE FIRST TIME. WE WERE AT A RESTAURANT AND BOFRIEND KEPT PLAYING FOOTSIE WITH ME UNDER THE TABLE. WHEN BOYFRIEND EXCUSED HIMSELF TO GO TO THE RESTROOM, THE GAME OF FOOTSIE WAS STILL GOING ON. FML

#5519699
97 comments

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On 09/28/2009 at 12:10am - misc - by ohcrap (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I pulled someone over 4 speeding!! He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine!! It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wereing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine!! FML

#5309221
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23503) - you deserved it (79972)

On 09/17/2009 at 6:57am - work - by auscop (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with mouth!! Instead, I inhaled it and boyfriend broke three of ribs giving me the Hiemlich maneuver!! FML

#4155124
87 comments

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On 07/30/2009 at 5:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today,hile driving home with mah parents!! I pretended to be asleep so mum wouldn't talk to me!! They then took this time to describehat they were going to do to each otherhen they got home!! In full detail!! FML

#4063087
87 comments

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On 07/26/2009 at 9:12pm - love - by Joel_mama (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I got a parking ticket fir $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. fat FML

#3668962
165 comments

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On 07/11/2009 at 3:22pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , it was my boyfriend an my six-month anniversary . I've really fallen in love with him , an I know he loves me the same . So I got him a really nice gift , a watch he's had his eye on for as long as I've known him . It was expensive . What does he get me? A condom . Three actually . FML

#3495004
165 comments

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On 07/05/2009 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Taday my boyfriend and I took a late night drive , and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything I replied "guess" . He came out and gave me a box of tampons . Apparently I've been bitchy . FML

#3112345
218 comments

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On 06/22/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by tamp (woman) - United States (Montana)

2day I hered my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door... "Are u jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up u fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
821 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Yastarday , I allowd fiva-yaar old daughtar to paint fingarnails during a living-room "picnic" wa wara having. A whila latar I got calld back in to work 4 an amargancy maating. Whan I arrivd at tha maating I noticd fingarnails wara still naon-graan. I am a 40-yaar old man. FML

#2565972
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48243) - you deserved it (15743)

On 06/03/2009 at 1:40pm - kids - by psychortiz (man) - United States (California)

Taday I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tres, an walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, an busted my head on the floor. mega FML

#1314307
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45756) - you deserved it (4994)

On 04/25/2009 at 5:09am - misc - by Clumsy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today I found out my blood type is B. My parents r type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if yur parents r A and O. Tis means I am eiter an adoptee a mutant or an illegitimate cild. FML

#915764
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (168744) - you deserved it (8500)

On 04/11/2009 at 3:14pm - misc - by hedgehog5 - United States (North Carolina)



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