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cosicosei
  • Town/Country : Western, Canada
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

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276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46224) - you deserved it (3810) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

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115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29467) - you deserved it (5390)

On 11/27/2010 at 2:12pm - love - by ahhhboys (woman) - Romania

Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML

#13932750
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11538) - you deserved it (23541)

On 11/22/2010 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After about minutes of freaking out and explaining on how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was best thus far. FML

#13787466
146 comments

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On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML

#13285229
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23142) - you deserved it (4165)

On 10/02/2010 at 2:28am - love - by ohman - Singapore

Today, I met my fiancée's parents for the first time. Her dad was telling me how he's not rich but not poor either. I replied, "Well, as long as you're not a garbage man!" Guess what his profession is. FML

#12994880
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9376) - you deserved it (33445)

On 09/10/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by charlie043 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. Expecting to get a little action, I was surprised to find that he had fallen asleep while I was showering. I spent my night watching television and browsing the internet while he snored. Loudly. FML

#11998516
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20670) - you deserved it (8510)

On 07/20/2010 at 4:15am - intimacy - by Ugh... - United States (Maryland)

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

#11389778
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15284) - you deserved it (44854)

On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me because his mom told him to. FML

#11211630
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39464) - you deserved it (4946)

On 06/15/2010 at 5:50am - love - by Mamasboyhater - United States (California)

Today, I lost my anal virginity because my boyfriend "slipped". FML

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350 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50291) - you deserved it (20663)

On 06/11/2010 at 12:56am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is moving out to California to be with a girl he met while on Chatroulette. We broke up because he thought we were moving too fast. FML

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84 comments

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On 05/26/2010 at 4:13pm - love - by Sarahfizzeller - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML

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146 comments

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On 02/21/2010 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by charliesangel123 (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I discovered that my girlfriend, who I've dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML

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80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28390) - you deserved it (284)

On 01/17/2010 at 11:22am - love - by anonymous (man) - Austria (Steiermark)

Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML

#7165792
188 comments

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On 01/05/2010 at 5:03pm - love - by leigh2812 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

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265 comments

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On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)



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